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I got a notification that someone with the name "I hate terfs." liked a post of mine, so seems like I'm doing something right.

Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Multiversing and Love the Madness

"Enough lorazepam...to fill the nile!" "Piper no" "TIM RATLIFF! YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF AND EVERYONE ELSE IN GRAVE DANGER. I NEED YOU TO GIVE ME THE GUN! WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?"

Staring out the window at the gently falling snow Thinking about all the places that I wanna go But instead of traveling I'm stuck here at my desk If I had a bit more talent I'd compose an arabesque (1/4)

Fun fact for Star Wars Day. While the original reply to “may the Force be with you” was “and also with you,” ever since the Phantom Council of Naboo the correct reply is “and with your midichlorians.”

Galileo's Three Laws of Attraction : 1. No robot may harm a human, or through inaction, cause a human to be harmed 2. Full equals metal alchemist 3. If this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight

Brockway, Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, Springfield. Long ago, the four towns lived in mediocrity, but everything changed when Lyle Lanley attacked.

Happy birthday, Mewtwo!

.@NYCMayor: New York is the greatest city in the world, so it's only right that we're hosting the biggest sporting event in the world All of New Jersey:

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Philip the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the capybaras would tell you. It's a groundhog legend.

Steve Buscemi as Zagreus

So since charisma has been shortened to riz, here are my suggestions for the other five: Strength - ren Dexterity - rity Constitution - toosh Intelligence - lij Wisdom - wizzy Yes, this is how I'm enjoying being old

It's that time of year to remind everyone that "Santa Baby" is sang by the mom in "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus". I have nothing to back this up, but I will never acknowledge the "Santa was his dad" interpretation.

Reminder that: -speaking out against Israel's atrocities is NOT antisemitism -Christian Zionists do not inherently care about Jews, we are at best a pawn -whataboutism is not a reasonable response to posts like this, not every post has to mention everyone

Idea for a movie: a Garfield Minus Garfield adaptation, starring the absence of Chris Pratt

If you pronounce Uranus as "your-an-us" or if you call Twitter "X" then you're a cop. Yes, this includes "X (formerly known as Twitter)" you cowards.

Do you remember? Remember the fifth of November? Guy said that James was a pretender Tried to blow Parliament away

If I had a nickel for every Amazon Prime comic book adaptation that used a cover of Hazy Shade of Winter in the end credits, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice (The Bangles for Paper Girls, The Beautiful Distortion for Gen V)

Extremely mild #GenV spoiler: is "television's Jason Ritter" the new "esteemed character actress Margo Martendale"?

John Jacob Oppenheimer Schmidt, I am become death, too

Boxing trash talk: “Put up your dukes. (pause) You call those dukes? Those are viscounts at BEST!”

Oh hey, it’s my first bleet! Here’s some blue sky