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simoncdale.bsky.social
Selling wine for Corney and Barrow Overly enthusiastic about corkscrews Specialist subject: two pints at half time
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A pedant lawyer point: the UEFA MCO rules are a licensing regime, that set out eligibility criteria for admission to competitions. They are not conduct type rules that can be ‘breached’. If you don’t fulfil the criteria you’re not in.

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"I once sat across from a man who gave not one, but TWO Nazi salutes on a panel show"

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Live Laugh Love

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No one likes a grass

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This tweet aged like milk in the sun

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@reluctantnicko.bsky.social don't suppose you're able to allay the fears of Palace fans about our participation in Europe next season?

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Find him. I'd pay the photographer for this if this was me and my kid. What a photo.

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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.

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HANNAH INGRAM-MOORE: [Yelling]

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No

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New euphemism for sex just dropped

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I have a habit of deflecting blame, which I guess I’ve got my dad to thank for.

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white smoke emanates from a wetherspoons indicating that a new archbishop of banterbury has been appointed

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I went to Crystal Palace, whose league table consistency has become a joke of the Premier League. You’re missing the point: there is great joy to be found here and it’s growing inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

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Everyone sharing their love for Val Kilmer this morning, and rightly so. This little exchange talking about his time working on 'Heat' is rather lovely.

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Good morning

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Repping @pnm1979.bsky.social at Craven Cottage today #cpfc

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‘Okay which one of you accidentally added Robert Cecil to the chat?’

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Keep ringing mountain rescue to help me but my nearest What3Words are “Sorry False Alarm” and “Genuinely I’m Fine”

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Oh boy we’re in the part of the news cycle where the editor of the Atlantic Monthly is being accused of “hacking into Signal.” 🙄 Sure. And my grandma runs a ransomware gang.

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Seen at the Orange Street Chapel, London, earlier today. Tempting.

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