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Literally an NPC. Brown, Ngāi Tahu/Ngāti Whakaue/Tainui, on Kaurna land. Abnzg. Beach bum, history nerd, gamer, grower of chilli peppers, rescuer of bees, occasional writer. Apparently I also compose music for podcasts. Slava Ukraini.
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Feminine lean. Hips angled submissively. This is thetamaxxing

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I like David! (Spotted in the Kingborough Chronicle) #taspol #auspol

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Stick a fork in it, Jerry…

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Antoinette Lattouf has won her unfair dismissal case against the ABC. A hard won justice that came at great personal cost for Antoinette

submitted 19 hours ago • 48 comments

The most predictable thing in the world

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I had never even heard of this movie until today.

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“I don’t know anything about how medical guidelines are established.” —Chase Strangio @chasestrangio.bsky.social, top ACLU @aclu.org litigator

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Australian government tech spending in one sentence: "Someone has conned someone who has purchasing power with public money and not enough technical understanding to see that it's completely invalid." #auspol

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Ladies and gentlemen, the Democratic Party

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People Being Replaced by AI Are Suffering a Deep Sense of Worthlessness flip.it/CYha9y

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Sitting outside in the dark in the rain, no desire to move

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If you invest in our environment, nature fights back! From one breeding pair, to almost 300 pairs today, now enough Kōkako in Hūnua the recovery project is can share with others!! 20 Kōkako are moving to Sanctuary Mountain Maungatautari! Story: ourauckland.aucklandcouncil.govt.nz/news/2025/06...

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Sydney is Tracer Melbourne is Symmetra Brisbane is Junkrat Perth is Widowmaker Adelaide is Torbjörn Hobart is Mei Darwin is Roadhog Canberra is Winston

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🌻This’s in regards to The Uniting Church of Australia & it’s sale of some properties in Queensland & property developments 😡 @jimchalmers.bsky.social #TaxChurchesNow #auspol

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What a time to have eyes and the ability to read

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Phytoplankton, key to ocean life, falling 2% per year in North Atlantic Phytoplankton are the base of the ocean food web www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...

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Allow me to depict the Supreme Court ruling in visual form

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This can't be real Tell me it's not real

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The Greek word for womb is hystera

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Old man yells at market

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An expert advising Australia's teen social media ban tech trial has resigned. "I think there’s been some questions raised everywhere about the way that this trial was constructed and the process of it,” Qoria managing director Tim Levy told Crikey. www.crikey.com.au/20...

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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe? AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

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Undrafted out of Texas A&M in 2016 and now 2x NBA CHAMPION in Year 8... Alex Caruso!

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Tatum. Dame. Halliburton. NEVER PLAY THROUGH A CALF STRAIN.

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The Oklahoma City Thunder have won the NBA championship, beating the Indiana Pacers 103-91 in Game 7.

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I didn't care about so-called "global warming" until this moment

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Today, Monday 23 June 2025, is the 10th anniversary of the greatest news scoop of the last decade, from the Sacramento Bee. (It was a Tuesday back then, and yes I know that in Sacramento it’s still not quite the 23rd.)

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By now we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide

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