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AREA MAN LEARNS OF HORRORS, SCREAMS INTO VOID He/Him Portlandia, EEUU
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MEANWHILE IN OZ

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Science is fucking wild.

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THIS IS AMERICA

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login to facebook they said, it'll be fine they said. I mean, I'm not here to kink shame.

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MOOD

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slate.com/news-and-pol...

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1) always change your device passwords. This is a very common techinique. a lot of devices literally used their serial number as the default password. 2) maybe your printer doesn't need to be on the public internet.

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when the elongated muskrat is the voice of reason...

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Enough! This is exactly why ICE should be required to identify themselves. If ICE looks like criminals and thugs, they should be regarded as such. 🚨 Yesterday, an L.A. man was arrested for impersonating a federal agent. Loaded gun, fake documents, cop gear and even blinking & blue on his car

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Much like your cybersecurity posture.

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Every liberal SCOTUS dissent kinda feels like this

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All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight

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THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS IS REAL

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There are only three political positions in America today 1) I like the fascism 2) I'll acquiesce to the fascism (reasons for this one vary: cowardice, access, denial, misguidedly thinking that acquiescence is savvy, etc) 3) I oppose the fascism The rest is details

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THIS IS AMERICA

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FALTERING IN THE POLLS? START A WAR!

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THIS IS AMERICA

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Damn‼️ Federal agents blew a door off for this? Federal agents blasted their way into an LA home where Jenny Ramirez lives with her boyfriend and two kids. She heard the blast while checking on her 6-year-old, with her 1-year-old in her arms. Ramirez says everyone in the home is a U.S. citizen. 🧵

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Fox news is taking a shit over a politician who listens. lol

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What? Wasn’t Sen Ted Cruz born abroad too? Should we deport him? www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2...

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“We’re the good guys,” I tell myself as a 6-year-old leukemia patient pees his pants in fear. I adjust my black mask and sunglasses in the mirror, making sure to hide my identity. “I am not evil,” I whisper.

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yup. this, also, is fucked.

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In a 6-3 ruling today, the Supreme Court held that President Trump can have the Supreme Court summarily executed if he really wants to.

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fucking waste

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is this even a federal system if the rules can't be applied universally?

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I saved this photo on my phone so that when i try to reenter the US after traveling internationally they won’t let me in

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Zohran: Imagine living in a city where you can afford your rent, your groceries and even a meal at a restaurant now and then without much stress Eric Adams: Imagine a platypus so powerful that it could destroy the city. We need more cops

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It brings me no joy to report this, but it’s been almost a full day of the Mamdani candidacy, I walked from Midtown all the way to Greenwich and back, and the city is in SHAMBLES. I saw a man doing pull-up sets on scaffolding. There was a *jazz band* playing in the park, in front of CHILDREN!

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I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.

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pig lies matter.

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Lmao. I knew it was telegraphed to the point of constructive approval, but actually saying that is *wild*

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If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

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Honestly, this made me laugh out loud (maybe it was more of a horrified cynical rattle). Points for honesty!

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public shaming does work when you have an accountable government. bless.

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lol

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Remember, this was never about the truth, it was only ever about preserving the illusions in the minds of old men.

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Does he know or care that we mudered something on the lines of a hundred thousand civilians that day?

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