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Elementary schools are really having cap and gown first grade graduation ceremonies. I don't get it. Never met anyone who didn't pass first grade.

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I cannot explain the timeline we're currently living in but at some point Bruce Banner needs to put the stone back so we can get back to normal.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Now I gotta start playing again. This game has so much.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats really need better leadership.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Like he's taking lessons from Trump on how to answer questions.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

The party of family values.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Stephen Miller is having a really bad day and I hope he has many, many more.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Formatting issues. Using studies that don't exist as your sources actually completely negates the substance of the report.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

#winning

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Chiropractors just say a bunch of smart sounding shit, then bend your neck in ways it's not meant to go, then say, "Wow did you hear how loud that was?"

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Honestly, a "Present" vote and not voting should be considered no votes. Congresspeople aren't in Washington not to vote on things. That's their job.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

AKA "Oh shit we fired everyone and now we aren't ready for anything"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Stop electing old people to office.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Getting my wife to spend less money at Target becoming even easier.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump is a case study in the Dunning-Kruger effect.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The dumbest people in the country elected the dumbest man in the country, and he, in turn, hired not the dumbest, but among the dumbest people to run the country.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Who the fuck cares? He's not in office. Why not talk about the mental decline of the guy that's ACTUALLY President?

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

The government is paying a criminal's family money because she was a criminal.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

This idiot thinks we're idiots too. We can clearly see it adds to the deficit, because they asked for a raise in the debt ceiling. If it didn't add to the deficit, why ask for that?

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Extraordinary ways = illegal ways

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

6 weeks ago Trump was all about running again in 2028. Then he had his doctor's appointment, and he dropped the subject entirely. Wonder what he found out in that appointment?

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Florida man loses all his teeth.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

How do we know the tax cuts won't pay for themselves? Because they never have.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

A third impeachment should be automatic removal from office, tbh.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

There's a 100% chance that everything said on Trump's new Air Force One ends up on a server in Qatar for "later use".

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

It's not even saying the quiet part out loud because it's quite obvious not supposed to be quiet.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

You don't want to come here right now anyway. It's a mess.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

This is something he could literally get Congress to do through legislation, which would be a MASSIVE victory for his administration, but he doesn't want anyone but him getting credit for anything.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

@espn.com has a feature on the front page about NFL rookies. Are they talking about the first overall pick? No. One of the first rounders? No. They're talking Shedeur Sanders, a 5th round pick. The next victim of their hype train.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sure there's an exemption for those items.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

All this winning is starting to get overwhelming.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

submitted 32 days ago • 2258 comments

India attacks Pakistan. I'm sure Trump is feverishly working on a way to blame that on Biden too.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I can see how that would be helpful to the security of the country.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

This guy watched The Rock last night and decided to reopen a prison that's currently a museum.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

So now instead of paying $60 so my kid and I can see a movie, I get to pay $100. Movie piracy will be on the rise.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments