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every day i wake up and life hands me a steering wheel that’s not connected to anything

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

Me: Insomnia: Me: Insomnia: Well did you think of a card? Me: No Insomnia: Okay, was it the Ace of hearts? Me: Insomnia: Two of hearts? Me: Insomnia: Three of hearts? Me: I hate you Insomnia: That’s not a card, silly. Umm, was it the four of hearts?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

The night sky was as dark as the night and as vast as the sky.

submitted 30 days ago • 5 comments

Me, logging on to work after the long weekend

submitted 29 days ago • 14 comments

comfort watch

submitted 28 days ago • 2 comments

It’s crazy how rich I could be if my parents were rich

submitted 28 days ago • 10 comments

Hey there. Did you make it through another week? Did you get through each day with your head above water? I see you. Did you grab any moments of happiness you could to counter the sad, the bleak, the despair? I see you. And if you didn’t, I still see you. You do what you can. You try again tomorrow.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Loving yourself is really hard when you don’t even like yourself

submitted 28 days ago • 3 comments

I’ve been suspiciously quiet the last few days. I have to wonder what I’m up to.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Time really flies by when You’re having an anxiety Attack!

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

laughter is the best medicine. or leeches. you can’t go wrong with a good bloodletting.

submitted 153 days ago • 2 comments

imagine if you had multiple personalities and one of them wanted to talk about their food allergies

submitted 33 days ago • 8 comments

"say no to drugs" bitch nobody is offering

submitted 40 days ago • 4 comments

A pity party for ghosts.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

made eye contact with a dog retching at the park we really connected

submitted 57 days ago • 11 comments

That one stung…

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how often I shuffle it, my playlist is stuck on songs and memories I want to forget.

submitted 56 days ago • 8 comments

You say introvert, but I say meticulously curated, rigorously assessed, artisanal social interaction

submitted 57 days ago • 9 comments

I could tell he was distressed from his thousand island stare

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

A standard. A symbol. Perhaps on a shield. Two snakes, coming together. Facing each other...but they're one. With a sun and a moon below. Black sun, black moon.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

We’re, flat broke, But hey we do it with no style.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

“Sinners”… take me back to the church of cinema. Balance is key. Two separate films, complimenting and completing each other, in order to tell a full story. Ryan Coogler and his team knocked this one out of the park. The messaging both subtle and overt. The cast was perfect. Top, top, film. 📽️👻

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

i enjoy typing words and pressing the post button. i don’t require them to be quality words

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

This ain't my first drunk rodeo. (the pizza isn't burnt, it's crispy)

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

Give him the Trix, you monsters.

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

TCM is showing Jesus movies all day. Even the ones he obviously did just for the paycheck.

submitted 65 days ago • 22 comments

I'm at my best when I'm a vague memory.

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

I put too much lotion on my hands and I'm stuck in this room because I can't turn the door knob. ~A memoir~

submitted 514 days ago • 3 comments

Do you even lickity the split, bro?

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

Can we have one day without a trauma, please?

submitted 68 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

I don’t think I’ve made a worse financial decision in my life than developing good taste

submitted 68 days ago • 76 comments

Arsenal's record vs Real Madrid: 2006 - Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal 2006 - Arsenal 0-0 Real Madrid 2025 - Arsenal 3-0 Real Madrid 2025 - Real Madrid 1-2 Arsenal Won 3, Drawn 1. Unbelievable.

submitted 69 days ago • 8 comments

Arsenal Football Club y nada más. One of the best nights of my life. ❤️

submitted 69 days ago • 3 comments

Arsenal advance to the Champions League Semi-Final!

submitted 69 days ago • 53 comments

The Boys letting us dream again! STAND UP! FOR THE ARSENAL!

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

The key to being punctual is leave at the last possible second and freak out the whole way

submitted 69 days ago • 5 comments

You know, if you sit there long enough you can get a head start on your next shit.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

yes the nightly alien abductions are kind of a pain but on the bright side two more anal probes on my punch card and i'll get one free

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

Malevolent Entities In Your Area Want To Fuck Tonite

submitted 71 days ago • 9 comments

why’s it always sashimi and never sashi-US

submitted 71 days ago • 5 comments

Life is too short. Eat the extra pierogi.

submitted 70 days ago • 5 comments

Pro tip: call your insomnia your “me time”

submitted 71 days ago • 7 comments

This is the era spoken of by prophecy. The time when it’s all on the table. Not a stone may go unturned. It is time to get down with the sickness.

submitted 70 days ago • 2 comments