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Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. I tend to tweet at night ....mostly Follows Back Like Buffalo Bill With A Tub Of Lotion
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Milos Kerkez liking every Liverpool post on Instagram. #LFC

It’s almost as if someone smashed off their tits 24/7 on Ket might not be thinking straight 😂

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#liverpool #redsky

“Jurgen Klopp and Liverpool’s Kings of the Kop are Champions of Europe once again.” Today marks six years since we made it six times in Madrid ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ #OTD #LFC

But Arteta told us the Arse were the best team in the UCL... 🤔 #LFC

Watching the Champions League final the last time someone got this battered this badly round the box was Bonnie blue ….. #championsleague

I mean it’s nice to be recognised but if I’m honest I’m an amateur at best

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How many Pep's at City now? 😏 #LFC

Just fuck off Israel

Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...

The Premier League season is over — so how much did each side earn in prize money?

No words needed

Is his new look the same as his old look aka Total Twat

Is he taking the piss. He talks like Putin has only started doing shady shit in the last week

That’s utterly amazing 🤩 🫡

Jürgen Klopp is a great man,but it doesn’t mean he’s always right. Big Jan understands the situation! #JanMolby #Trent #LFC

Oh this’ll end well

Psychotic Break Really Helping Man Come Out Of Shell theonion.com/psychot...

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Net zero is not a polarising topic…why have right wing politicians tried so hard to make it one? Simple self interest. It’s time to restore the political consensus on climate change. 1/7

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I don’t know if Dutch ice is colder than other forms of ice but that’s brutally cold 😂😂 #redsky #lfc