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simulacrumbling.bsky.social

Delights in the weird spaces of our many worlds. Seeks worlds beyond them. Finds joy in the infinite here & now. I read, write, watch, listen, joke, cook, and like to post short stories (and reviews) on Letterboxd https://boxd.it/9TOOx he/him I ignore DM's

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Now watching The Intruder (1989) on The Last Drive-In with @marizza.bsky.social, wondering if Omega Mart in Vegas should have an Intruder-themed Halloween Party. #TheLastDriveIn #mutantfam

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Now watching "Creature from the Black Lagoon" on Svengoolie with @marizza.bsky.social Hi Felissa Rose!

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Now watching Opus with @marizza.bsky.social

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Now watching Phantom of the Opera on The Last Drive-In with @marizza.bsky.social #lastdrivein

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Our experience of consciousness through time is as water through a sieve - a moment of differentiation in an infinity of unity. It is not what we are straining for, but what we are straining out that defines our existence.

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Now watching Dracula's Daughter on Svengoolie with @marizza.bsky.social

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This one sounds naughty but it's not. What do beavers spread on their biscuits? Logjam.

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Now watching: A Christmas Story with @marizza.bsky.social - wondering if my poor eyesight is due to childhood soap poisoning.

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Another Dad joke traffic jam kind of day. Which of Santa's reindeer taste the best grilled? Comet, because he's meteor. Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.* *(Got that one off TV) What kind of wood did James T. Kirk use to build a cabin? Captain's logs.

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Now Watching: The 12 Disasters of Christmas with @marizza.bsky.social "So this is like some 2012 thing?" "No. This is the 2012 thing!"

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Nollywood Sunday! Now Watching: Blood Sacrifice of 21 Pregnant Dwarfs (It's 4 1/2 hours long and the sound is terrible. Time to re-up the drugs!)

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These are real movie titles. The Little Black Witch in School Brotherhood of Skeleton and Maggot Demonic Maid from the Marine World The Ghost of the Little Girl that was Killed by Her Wicked Uncle Secret of Yahoo Men 2; The Grandmaster of Sudden Wealth Beast on a Bike m.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Time to appreciate the weird world of Nigerian horror movies. None are listed on Letterboxd as movies. Blood Sacrifice of 21 Pregnant Dwarfs Gang of Occultic Big Girls I Want to Kill My Husband Kill Your Husband and Marry Me The Evil Pastor Who Destroyed My Peaceful Home Occultic Breast of Wealth

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Now Watching: MST3K The Final Sacrifice with @marizza.bsky.social . Historic moment re-airing MST3K's "lost" episode. One of my absolute favorites, chock full of Canadian Ninjas. And of course, the incomparable Zapp Rowsdower!

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Now Watching with @marizza.bsky.social : Christmas Twister. Or should I say, Christams Twister? Starring Casper Van Dien. Or should I say, Caserp Van Dine?

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Another traffic jam joke session. Which disease always went over Dr. House's head? Shingles. How did the stoner get to work so fast? They took the highway. What's the worst part about being a tree in the forest in wintertime? You can't leave.

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Traffic jam = Dad joke time. When the tires stop rolling, the eyes start. What's the worst tasting kind of dill pickle? Poodle pickles. Where do trees go to get a trim? The arbor shop. What does a hive mind say when it rides a rollercoaster? We!