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Former soap star actor-ress! I used to have an OnlyFans account, but I guess prolapses are an actual medical emergency. Now exclusively on BlueSky because X can suck my fat clit
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I have an ICBM stuck in my pussy

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

I have Moses beat, as my flow is so heavy, I can turn the entire Nile red. Like Moses, a lot of fish may die. However, my vagina will continue to smell like fish.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Same tho gurl. I fart like crazy and had to take the batteries out of my carbom monoxide alarm. I've been recommended to get a catalytic converter installed on my booty hole to save the environment. Apparently I'm a hazard like Typhoid Mary

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Trump says the stock market is going to go boom. Last time an orange-colored man told me he would make me go "boom" he stuck his tiny fists up my bussy and gave me a terrible prolapse. He left my asshole in ruins and then he tried to grab me by the pussy

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

I love cosplaying Ivanka Trump so several men (including my presidential daddy) all get a chance at playing Baby Daddy Russian Roulette, if I'll end up having a litter of fasicts fucks instead, or if I'll just terminate the pregnancy in the 9th month and surprise everyone that it was Ozempic!

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

This guy with hairy and coarse pubes just gave my pussy rugburn. Oddly enough, my pussy was already burning before the rugburn

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

When I squirt, I need plastic on the walls, otherwise I'm painting the room

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

You know you've gotten older when your beef curtains hang lower than your penis

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Drop something PURPLE

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

It's one of those nights where there's a salsa party being thrown by my crotch critters, or it feels like a salsa party because IT BURNS

submitted 128 days ago • 1 comment

I love getting baseball bats slammed against my taint

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

I want my clit to touch your tonsils

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Awe, they're making each others' dreams come true and stomping on the rest of ours' in the process. How CUTE. I bet Trump is the greedy bottom and Elon Musk has some messed up scat and puke fetish

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

If these tampax pads could talk

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I can't wait for the new faith centers Trump is opening up, rumor has it this is where they will put the execution chambers! I can't wait to go there to rub my clit and get my mixed-species mating cerification! Praise be! Under his eye! I can't wait to beat my clit like a punching bag!

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Rumor is cisgendered Elon Musk went into the Department of Education, got onto Grindr seeking a hookup in the men's bathroom with A transgendered man, but didn't find anyone with a lack of self-respect, so he started taking it over because he was going to do it anyways, because he's a punk ass bitch

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Can't wait for the Superbowel Game tomorrow! No, it's not a football game, it's where I get fisted by several men and they turn my bowel into a superbowel

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

Until the ozempic, Elon Musk had to get a penile implant to make my face pregnant!

submitted 139 days ago • 0 comments

I love ballet 💅✨

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I bet Ivanka Trump is still incredibly traumatized from Nordstrom dropping her

submitted 146 days ago • 1 comment

Do my beef curtains deceive me?

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

Jack in the box? More like jack in my box

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

The amount of air that just escaped my booty created a category 2 hurricane

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

MY PUSSY FLAPS JUST CAUSED ME TO GO AIREBOURNE

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

What does one have to do to have a conjugal visit with Luigi Mangione (rail me daddy)

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments