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Jeezus Texas, WTF?! www.cbsnews.com/texas/news/1...

🍿🍿🍿 I follow various communities to keep tabs on what's going on. And this popped up. I think Ted Cruz fucked up πŸ˜† www.reddit.com/r/Libertaria...

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πŸ˜† Pretty sure PooteyPoot is doing the same

They're going to love that www.fedsmith.com/2025/06/13/s...

Are you all going back to X? I see it as a toxic dump. fortune.com/2025/06/12/b...

Your logic is flawed

I voted for him because I didn't think it would affect meeeeee

Whoopsie doodle. Poor Musky www.nytimes.com/2025/06/03/n...

Sounds about... huh?!

Instant #FAFO πŸ˜† boingboing.net/2025/05/30/m...

"And if my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike" πŸ˜†

The Photoshops are hilarious πŸ˜‚ www.comicsands.com/kash-patel-f...

This time I mean it! For realzies! dailyboulder.com/trump-tells-...

Heads up. Carry your passports, get your Real ID, carry a body cam. www.newsweek.com/ice-agents-o...

Things are about to get interesting

Oh, but you did. It's what you all wanted. You wanted to get rid of the browns and yellows. "β€œI voted for Donald Trump, and so did practically everyone here,” said Vanessa Cowart, a friend of Ms. Hui from church. β€œBut no one voted to deport moms."" www.nytimes.com/2025/05/28/u...

wtf? So many levels of wrong www.newsweek.com/alma-bowman-...

Temper Tantrum Trump isn't going to like this. Can't wait to see how FAUX News and his following spin this www.newsweek.com/russian-krem...

Gross

Trump said: "What the hell happened to him? He's killing a lot of people." He later called Putin "absolutely crazy". www.bbc.com/news/article...

This what you donated your money to, Tim?

FAFO is going to hurt with this one

Got what you voted for there buddy www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Where did Walmart's political spending land? I'll bet you can guess. united4respect.org/reports/walm...

www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...

www.wired.com/story/big-in...

Hooooweeee! United Healthcare under investigation "The Wall Street Journal dropped the hammer, revealing that UnitedHealth is under federal criminal investigation for possible Medicare fraud." finance.yahoo.com/news/one-ame...

Do what now? www.boston.com/news/nationa...

What he meant by "Look at my African American over there"

"Dooped"

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Yeah pretty much

If he does step down that shouldn't mean the Tesla boycott should be lifted. The man still has stock there and you would be making his money back. finance.yahoo.com/news/elon-mu...

Damn, Donnie! People hate you so much that other countries react with their votes. First Canada, now Australia! www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

Putin can fuck off. He bombed hospitals and killed children. Run your parade out in the open, you're fair game.

Quick! Get Vance to go visit him!

Almost got the point

And so it begins. Let's see MAGA's take on this once shelves are empty and prices for many everyday items skyrocket.