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Poor Thom, 7th son Fessin' all up on everyone A just revenge motive goes, Here's your "delay, deny, depose"?
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I hope the pig lady and Rufus are doing well

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

submitted 7 days ago • 47 comments

Holy shit a new Charmin ad dropped and it's fuckin' goatse but the paper pulls apart and Mama Bear is smiling at you like the happiest rube at the fair This is not a dril

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise

submitted 9 days ago • 39 comments

“donald trump is so obsessed with childrens penises and vaginas that hes threatening to cut off funding until someone from his administration gets to inspect every single one” would be infinitely more effective politically than whatever the fuck this is

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...

submitted 18 days ago • 107 comments

You should buy a Ford, because we (generously) do not provide employee discounts

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

maybe if all the elders got on a zoom call and recreated the Imagine song, we can save bsky

submitted 21 days ago • 17 comments

If you need a pick-me-up, may I suggest spending a few minutes on tiktok watching black people talk about that old boy throwing a hard r around in a nightclub in Mississip

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 26 days ago • 127 comments