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sjparker.bsky.social
Supply chain, Software, Marketing, Juventus, Denver.
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It's very simple: they illegally killed USAID openly, without a hint of subterfuge, and brazenly lied about what the effects would be. The US commentariat and democratic leadership are totally rhetorically unequipped to deal with that, because it would be biased and uncivil respectively

submitted 23 days ago • 8 comments

Every day

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

For tycoons, their losses are worth it so they can regain power over people with pronouns in their bio. For them this is spending trillions to never hear a land acknowledgment again. It's worth it to them. They're burning it down so they can be kings of the ashes.

submitted 79 days ago • 13 comments

This is “Heat” for Baltimore

submitted 85 days ago • 11 comments

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

submitted 85 days ago • 561 comments

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

submitted 85 days ago • 180 comments

They’ll never accept it, but everyone who cast a vote for Donald Trump did real, generations-long damage to the United States and the west in exchange for essentially nothing of value.

submitted 92 days ago • 474 comments

I helped build a government AI system. DOGE fired me, rolled the AI out to the whole agency, and implied the AI can do my job and the jobs of the others they've fired. It can't. But, what DOGE accidentally revealed about themselves in the process is fascinating. 🧵

submitted 97 days ago • 204 comments

WaPo working the term “hardball” embarrassingly hard here. Let’s continue to normalize radical and borderline illegal activity, it’s working so well.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

I am a commissioner at the Federal Trade Commission. Earlier today, the president attempted to illegally fire me. This is corruption, plain and simple. I will see the president in court. My full statement:

submitted 100 days ago • 254 comments

Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished

submitted 115 days ago • 126 comments

this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.

submitted 140 days ago • 252 comments

Literally unreal

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Airport behavior only. And probably vacation airport behavior not heading out on a work trip airport behavior.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

listen its all a nightmare but "head of the army" is objectively the funniest federal government job you could nominate a permanently drunk guy to

submitted 163 days ago • 26 comments

“i never thought the dipshits would be angry with ME” says mastermind of the “1 million dollars for angry dipshits” raffle

submitted 180 days ago • 13 comments

Over a decade on X and we out of that cesspool. Time to start fresh over here

submitted 224 days ago • 0 comments