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Inventor of the Dinobots. Founder of the venerable Jack-Off Nation. NOT Italian. Sober.
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submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

ope we got a few reposts so here are some that didn't make the cut

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

They should invent a boyfriend for me

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop having strong opinions about tipping y'all stress me the fuck out when you do this.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

anyway you should read these. and if you've read them... consider reading them again.

submitted 27 days ago • 3 comments

Hey! I had a great trip to the New England Aquarium last week and I never uploaded the pics here. So I'm gonna do that!

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Hate to say it but I'm starting to get really invasive anxiety about getting older and I think I probably gotta start talking to someone about it.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

This was definitely dangerous and I'm going to control my temper in the future but I got so mad at a driver who illegally turned into me when I had the pedestrian crossing that I actually slapped their window as hard as I could. And I won't lie. It felt really, really good.

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

spring

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

You start taking whey for a week and this happens overnight.

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

here's my body again hope you like it

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

welp

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

This was nuts.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks so bad that we have to lose years of our lives while we endure this shit.

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

This is like objectively very good but I am still struggling with it for reasons I can't articulate.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

"wow, the military mobilized on the streets of DC, with the president in immediate proximity. this would be a great opportunity for a coup d'etat" *you have been kicked from army chat* *you have been added to army chat (secret)*

submitted 71 days ago • 12 comments

things seem bad

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

One of the best notifications I've ever received.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

I just think it's so sweet that :3c has been mildly confusing people since like 2007.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Trying not to doom so I'm going to play this Dark Souls 2 graphics overhaul mod that makes it look like a current gen game.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

It's going to be so funny to watch Gamergaters react to this. If ever a group of people deserved this level of cosmic punishment, it is they.

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Sorry, I mostly just use my Bsky account to beg for attention these days.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

(heavy breathing)

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

took off most of my clothes again, for those of you who like that sort of thing.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

We've been calling Twitter "Stormfront 2.0" for a while but the reality is that Stormfront could only dream of achieving this kind of reach. It is more accurate, now, to call Stormfront "proto-Twitter."

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments