Profile avatar
skeffington.bsky.social
Pulp Writer. Poet. Bohemian. Reprobate. Demiromantic Asexual. Seeking an escape from hard work. Views my own, except when they're someone else's. (He/Him, fine with They) https://sites.google.com/view/ajrobertspulpwriter/home
2,023 posts 342 followers 337 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

I named my world "Planaterra", based on the Latin meaning "Flat Earth". No, I don't believe in that; one of my lecturers had been talking about a documentary about that movement, and they had some worldbuilding elements to steal. I've largely got country names from Fantasy Name Generators.

I saw this Schoolhouse Rock parody a while back. It's from 2006 but still feels nonetheless relevant today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQBW...

We can't let Donald Trump rope us into another war in the Middle East. Join me today and tell Keir Starmer: don't get dragged into conflict with Iran by Donald Trump: 38d.gs/njtm

#ComJunity If he get his hands on a wild pig, Kestrel might smoke it over a boucan. His cooking is getting better. His last meal gave him and Scar the trots for only one day.

Explain your @ "Skeffington Liquorish" was a name I saw on a headstone. I adopted it as my pen name for poetry, specifically so I could call my poetry blog "Liquorish All Sorts". Because like the confectionary, I'm sweet on the outside, bitter on the inside, and something of an acquired taste.

If you see this, post an image because it made you laugh.

*taps the sign* And remembering frailty is a privilege extended to white women but no one else goes far.

#ComJunity Kestrel's the talker. Scar looks tough, acting like dumb muscle while discreetly assessing the situation.

#ComJunity Both Kestrel and Scar are reasonably book-smart and street-smart. Scar's definitely the one with more common sense, keeping the impulsive Kestrel in check.

#PretendPanel I'd love to see Kestrel and Scar's adventures adapted to TV, since there's plenty of action and dialogue. I'd also love to see Misadventures in Planaterra as a TV show. In fact, I originally conceived as a sitcom.

Fuck Labour #TakingThePIP #DisabledRights #UKPolitics #illustration #art

You don’t have a name. You don’t have a home. You have only the fire at your fingertips – until the day you meet her. 🍃 fairytale short story 👩‍❤️‍👩 sapphic 🔮 magic 🎭 second pov 🔖 story: mybook.to/WDd0F 💌 itch.io link: rebecca-crunden.itch.io/fire-at-her-... [ 📚💙 ] [ 🌈📚 ] [ 🤏📚 ]

1. Making lists. B. Being consistent. 3. Procrastinating. 4. I'll tell you tomorrow.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

If you see this, join in! ✦ Username: skeffington ✦ Pronouns: he/him (fine with they) ✦ Height: About 5'10 ✦ Sexuality: Ace, Demiromantic ✦ Sign: Scorpio ✦ Piercings: None ✦ Tattoos: None ✦ Drink: Coffee, wine, or rum ✦ Food: Favourite? ✦ Pets: None ✦ Relationship: Single

I think Kestrel and Scar have amassed quite the rap sheet. Piracy, theft, smuggling, affray, property damage, murder, impersonating military personnel, impersonating clergy...

#ComJunity My second book, "The Pirate King", ended up being published on the same day as the Queen of England's funeral. Hey, I'd already announced a Talk Like a Pirate Day release when she was still alive. I saw no reason to change my plans.

This is literally me trying to get job websites to show local roles: www.youtube.com/watch?v=COyt...

Update: The e-book versions of "Gentlemen of Fortune", "The Pirate King", and "The Homecoming" are now available on Itch.io in pdf and epub format.

Once again, job websites are being a pain in the arse: - Searching for local roles yields results that are anything but - Roles being listed as "part time" that are actually full time Fuck capitalism.

This is who runs this account.

Post a trio of awesomeness

How to be a writer, no. 1256899 1. Write 2. Think about writing 3. Worry about writing 4. Write some more 5. Be the envy of social media with your fictional playboy lifestyle 6. Tea

Israel is the AI of countries. It’s not real, it causes a shit load of problems, it steals and burns the world to further itself, people don’t see it for the threat it really is and all the dumb ass elites in the business love it

Why is it that most job websites always seem to advertise roles that are two or more towns over?

post someone with wings 🧚🪶

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you?

"Precious? It's been called that before, and not by you."

Question is...what do they normally serve at said restaurants? That could be Bayfalls material.

Peacefully protested today in Rockland, Maine. Tons of people turned out. Loved seeing the signs. This one was probably my favorite. #NoKings

I know that #NoKings sounds hypocritical coming from an Englishman, but hey...this Englishman published a book on the day of the Queen's funeral. No fucking kings.