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skrt-sqrl.bsky.social
I can only post in secret due to my complicated squirrel life. I’m not a real famous person you’ve heard of. Just an actual fluffy rodent you will never hear of.
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Starting today, I will be requiring all posts to "sink in" immediately.

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I got deported for my J.D. Vance couch fucking fan fiction and all I got was this stupid t-shirt.

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Rebates are just a company’s way of betting against you.

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And the award for absolutely ickiest metal album title goes to Aberrant Vaginal Gestation by VULVECTOMY.

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow i bet you were expecting something romantic but no these are just gardening facts

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Get in loser we're... no actually just get back out of the car, loser, I'm going to bed.

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I was today years old when I learned that Girls Just Want To Have Fun is a cover. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aLN...

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This is an actual conversation I had. "If I woke up as a woman what would be the first thing I would do?"

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Did you know that a Dik-dik is a very small antelope that lives in the bushalnds of eastern and southern Africa? Follow [this thread] for more Dik-dik facts.

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I'm constantly shocked at how long conservatives are going to lash out around the narcissistic wound created by Greta Thunberg's original "how dare you" speech.

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This reddit thread talks about a situation where a linux open source maintainer quits the group over a fellow maintainer's "we are the thin blue line" signature. Then redditors patiently explain the nuance to a non-American. Brilliant. www.reddit.com/r/linux/comm...

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Holy crap, did you read about this real life succession shit yet, @deadastroman.bsky.social? Shit is wiiiild: www.nytimes.com/2025/02/13/m...

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

I can't really relate to the "no fucks given" people because I give, like, so many fucks.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

It kind of bums me out that David Foster Wallace was a huge fuckboi.

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sorry but i wanted him to get up there and play 20 min of off putting free jazz with kamasi washington and thundercat

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

Drake rn:

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I’m trying to think of comparisons for how far Not Like Us is in front of every other rap diss track, it’s like if Jay-Z debuted Takeover on “Who Wants to Be A Millionaire,” or if Phil Donahue gave Roxanne Shante an entire segment to herself

submitted 112 days ago • 2 comments

The vibe on /r/drizzy can’t be good.

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Superbowl licks what?

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I’m starting to get a real crush on Florence Pugh.

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I hate it when my ailing king is usurped by his scheming foreign vizier

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The most interesting thing to me about the code for the original AI Chat Agent, far ahead of its time, ELIZA, is that this file contains all the words it knows. github.com/codeanticode...

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Sometimes the wild perfection of a well-done BLT still has the power to shock me.

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Gum: for when you really want to enjoy something being in your mouth for about 30 seconds.

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This is a pretty smooth ass soundcloud set soundcloud.com/lunarmxntra/...

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This is one of my favorite hip hop songs of the past five years. www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOO1...

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fostering a dog and he just tried to eat my lasagna. you’re not a cat bro. that’s cultural appropriation

submitted 131 days ago • 197 comments

I actually have one pair of sheets with pockets like that but not ALL my sheets do so I can’t get in the habit of storing stuff there.

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

They came for tik tok but I said nothing. Because I was not a tik tok.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

submitted 134 days ago • 556 comments

I feel like with ChatGPT the conditions are ripe for the return of clippy.

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