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never will I ever get over how jod managed to get gideon from being ready to kill him to wanting to be his cav by taking her out for ice cream a couple times. he truly is the god king of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

how the fuck am I still awake?? it’s been almost three days

well, what was he even doing that close to her anyway? should’ve stood farther away

whoever decided to put curbs on on ramps in deer country owes me two wheels (I’m fine, so is the car, but it’s not exactly cheap)

if you’re turning at a roundabout you still need to use your FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

ya know, I always wondered what an isolationist US would look like in the modern world… I didn’t particularly want to be living in it

holy fuck my allergies are trying to murder me

not sure if I’ll ever get over being able to have putting on pants being a one step process again

If you see this, post a sword! ⚔️💀

important reminder: lesbians

if I could manage to not fuck up one thing this week it needed to be today. so much for that

fuck

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seeing ‘though’ spelled as ‘tho’ anywhere outside of a text is always an instant dnf

What if, and hear me out here, a podcast but…typed out on a website so you can read it in 5-10 mins and don’t need to spend a fucking hour listening to all the hey guys like and subscribe check out our patreon wherever you get our podcasts merch is available bollocks

girl who would really like to know where the fuck she put her headphones

I definitely missed the muscle doing my shot yesterday 🥴

I wonder how much pyrrha had to do with harrow’s survival

it’d be so neat if they could AT LEAST turn off the fucking heat