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slateakita.bsky.social
nec recisa recedit. grande akita americano. 🏳️‍🌈 32/M. 21+, NSFW, contains kink posts. primarily rubber, like a lot of rubber. ⚠️i block blank & suspicious accounts.⚠️ 🔞minors DNI🔞
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watching Elon politically overdose on k is hilarious, his political compass turned into a fidget spinner. bros one benzodiazepine away from sending $400m to Jill Stein, getting addicted to melatonin & claiming he’s a centrist.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

if you see this, post a vehicle nothing has a presence quite like a black Bruno Sacco era Benz. 🖤

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

seeing everyone’s pride posts are inspiring. makes me hope i could feel pride to be who i am someday.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

TONIGHT: I make a rod bearing joke. @slateakita.bsky.social doesn’t use his turn signal. And @keaton.bsky.social drives a banana. 📸: @chumbasket.bsky.social

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

me when i fucking get you

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

i need to stop being such a fucking shut in & actually go out & visit people, make memories. i’m not getting any younger & the things & experiences i want aren’t just going to magically fall in my lap or be served up to me.

submitted 7 days ago • 5 comments

window shopping in gay towns is fun, they even had one in my size 🐮

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

first time ever having a bar tender give me lip about ordering a virgin drink was also the first time i “accidentally” got a piña colada loaded with rum. “i’m pretty sure it was virgin.” honey i was an alcoholic i know what rum tastes like.

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

damn doors aren’t wide enough down here

submitted 9 days ago • 8 comments

todays vibe

submitted 10 days ago • 4 comments

all hyenas love sucking titty prove me wrong

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

i’m the fursuit crush that crushes you

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

how does getting a PubSub always take 25 minutes

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

a very happy birthday to the worlds best giggle wiggle & wrestling teammate, @chumbasket.bsky.social 🍪♥️ 🥳✨

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

VW Phaeton best car

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

souf Florida, akita has returned. need some Colombian food asap.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

working puffy or puffily working?

submitted 15 days ago • 5 comments

this things such a thick beast, even just laid out in bed it asks to be slipped into. 😮‍💨

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

something which stuck with me after FWA: the amount of friends who’ve known me 10+ years tell me “you look happy, it’s good to see you smiling.” i felt seen for the first time in a long time. thank you friends for pardoning this mess while we improve this space.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments