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"affected his bladder" means he pisses himself, right?

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Ah dang I built Pam's house and all I wanted was a hug too. Damn cutscene and damn emotional deprivation 🤣

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I also always leave my horse in front of the bus. I'm a stardew valley account now. Sorry.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

The only reason I even go to the stardew county fair is to make Pierre feel like absolute shit when I dump a bunch of iridium truffles in my grange display

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I also truly believe at a certain size CEOs are pointless and literally anyone in the company can do their job because there's no way for them to know a meaningful amount of any specific part of the company. They're impacting nothing.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

It should be illegal to do layoffs if you're making a profit. Seriously, if you don't operate under losses for at least a year and if any level above you received raises you're exempt from layoffs. CEO layoffs would be more impactful to the bottom line, anyway!

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

"you're so calm about x" well yeah, nobody in the world can treat me worse than myself or my parents so what should stop me?

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Real fuckin move trying to start working before Adderall

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

What's cooler than waking up at 5am? Waking up at 3am, apparently

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I feel literally paralyzed today and can't move forward on the things I have on my list and the big thing on the list is helping someone who also has an extremely full plate and I don't know what to do and I'm just in fetal position screaming into a pillow

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Hahaha fuck you this was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Flip the items in an AIR FRYER? I beg your pardon... I may -MAY give it a shake but the air is supposed to do all the turning for me thank you very much.

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

Grim realization that RFK is Mengele

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

"I'm not autistic" My phone taps are too loud today and it hurts my thumb

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

And I still miss my fucking dog 😭

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know if I'm more upset about the news of a loved one passing or that it came from a piece of shit I don't talk to (parent) via a text containing 3 words.

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

If the leaks are fake why is he so adamant they're coming from inside the Pentagon? I feel like any ol' person can lie - if it's true it'd have to be an insider, but......

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Random thought (obviously not in this government) but it'd be cool if all income taxes sat in the city's account to collect the interest until tax time instead of the state and federal accounts.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Saw an article that was like "Harvard shows path forward" and it's just not doing what trump wants and, uh, that was ALWAYS allowed.

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

I fucking hate mental health. I just stood in the basement and screamed and screamed because I'm feeling so overwhelmed and someone asked me for something and it's too much but also I need to help them but also I just fucking AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Something interesting is happening in my brain and that thing is that I'm actually realizing I am smart and know stuff. Things that are easy for me are potentially impossible for others even though I basically think there's nothing special about what I'm doing.

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

It's about time they invent a fart doorbell

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Oh like an 808

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

Funny how "the economy" and "Gaza" were the tentpole issues for folks and now we've got zero economy and the guy in charge wants to take over Gaza himself.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments