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Albertan refugee thanks to the UCP. Blocked by your local Conservative MLA, MP or Premier. Surrounded by adult marshmallow test flunkies. Finally in Ottawa!
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Then maybe the Minister should fund the hospitals.

A quick reminder: Please sign this petition. This petition will close on June 27, 2025! #SecurityClearanceForPoliticans #cdnpoli 👇 www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

Good News! The National Weather Service is hiring again, after DOGE’s “brilliant” decision to lay off essential staff. Apparently, round-the-clock weather alerts don’t send themselves. Who would’ve guessed?

Saw a guy driving down Wellington today eating with a stainless steel fork. This town is fancy fancy.

UCP - “Setting up local police forces can be cheaper than using the RCMP!” Also UCP - “That’s why Alberta taxpayers have to cough up an extra $7 million to make it happen!” #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

LONDON (AP) — British prosecutors say influencer brothers Andrew and Tristan Tate have been charged with rape.

The Centretown Community Association has sent a letter on the draft Transportation Master Plan not meeting the needs of urban residents. "It will make the lives of those who live and work here less affordable, less accessible, and less safe." @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social @arieltroster.com

Can't wait to see people lose their shit because the queen is holding her own umbrella. Oh no!

@drjaydrno.bsky.social

Lmao and they blew a gasket when Hillary called them deplorable

Republican Infighting Erupts Over Whether Trump Bill Beautiful Or Handsome

66,000 tons of food are rotting away in USAID warehouses thanks to Trump and DOGE. That's enough food to feed more than a million people in the world's poorest countries for three months — including over 480,000 kids. In what world is starving children "efficient"?

Here is a photo of a carpetbagger and also a photo of a man standing in front of an old truck.

Was walking down Bank Street today, and heard a couple men talking about how the area had declined....and then they blamed the NDP. A party who has never been in power at the federal level, or provincial level and has no responsiblity for any of it. We have a stupidity crisis.

Not sure I get why everyone’s so tense about tonight’s Leafs game. I mean if they lose the series tonight they can just go to Alberta and play a beer league team to get back into the playoffs, no?

If you can't represent the diverse mosaic that is Alberta, you may as well represent...one of the tiles in that mosaic? #ableg

STYLE GUIDE: groceries (define on first usage)

I will be referring to the new Pope as "Bob from Chicago" going forward. That is all.

Ottawa’s development charges may seem like a good idea, but they worsen the housing crisis by driving up costs. A better approach? 1) Property taxes aligned with neighbourhood service costs. 2) Growth within existing areas to expand the tax base and maximize infrastructure use.

Russian bastards. Phosphorus rain that burns people alive. A night in Ukraine.

A proposed Texas law would criminalize discussing аbоrtіоn in emails, on websites, in social media posts, and in private messages. Get familiar with homoglyphs and hotkeys. The word аbоrtіоn appears twice in this post, or does it? 🥸 🕵️: www.dcode.fr/homoglyphs-h... @taylorlorenz.bsky.social

I never buy ice cream, but I did today.

She will continue to pick fights no matter what happens. She's a toddler.

When you are being mean to me online this is who you're being mean to.

Ottawa-area unemployed man criticizes Mark Carney's cabinet picks.

As promised, I sought to find out why NB redefined Covid-19 deaths and how that redefinition impacted reporting, and the response is frightening. They changed the definition based on vibes, resulting in 2 of every 3 covid-caused deaths not being reported. #nbpoli #covid19

Ric McIver is officially Speaker in #ableg Probably best that Nathan Cooper won’t have to watch the learning curve too long — you can hear him in the background “names!” 😏

If they suspend Habeas Corpus, it won't just be for "migrants" or "illegals" or "criminals." If they suspend Habeas Corpus it will be for you and me and whomever this regime decides is unfit, undesirable, and a threat or a problem. This is how it works. This is how it's always worked.

On this Mother’s Day, let us remember that a woman does not emerge from a man’s rib. It’s he who emerges from *her* womb. One of the greatest lies of Christian patriarchy is portraying men as life-givers.

The federal conservatives need the seats from Alberta to form government. Looking forward to when all the pinheads realize this.

THIS.

I've always loved Paul Rudnick's wit.

Someday we'll look back at these everyday Bostonians resisting ICE's illegal abductions and remember them as the canaries in the coal mine. www.masslive.com/worcester/20...

Ottawa people — your invitation to fix this city. Early bird tickets until 9 May.

Fanjoy is throwing a victory parade/party on the 16th. No notes.

The look your cousins give you at Thanksgiving dinner when you're all laughing at the family dipshit.