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CJ Kirst is so fucking cold

Just great hoops

Game of the year ngl

SGA is cold, I don’t think people actually enjoy basketball, they just enjoy peddling narratives and being negative

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Does Jdub just forget how to play basketball in the playoffs

Why is OKC still shooting so many threes?

Jokic has gotten really annoying with his dramatics and flopping recently

I miss Steph

God damn kuminga

have fully gone from “there’s no way Kuminga is on the team next year” to “there’s no way the Warriors don’t give him $120 million”

Oooohhh Kuminga was about to put Naz Reid through the rim right there, smart foul

NBA felt bad for Dallas fans

I miss Steph…

WARRIORSSSSS

FUCK

I love Steven Adams, I know he’s the enemy right now, but dammit I love him

Post has been really underwhelming tonight

Just feels like dubs have been flat all game, not much urgency

Gotta start stringing together some stops

Podz look like he forgot how to play rn

As a Warriors fan I 1000% co-sign what Mike Breen is saying here.

NBA playoffs is as good as gets for sports. Americans should be grateful we have it here.

Oldest players in NBA history in a playoff game with 35 PTS | 5 REB | 5 AST | 5 3PM: 37y, 44d — Stephen Curry 35y, 284d — LeBron James 35y, 47d — Stephen Curry 33y, 259d — Kobe Bryant 33y, 254d — James Harden (via AutomaticNBA) #NBA

So this rockets “defense” we heard all about was just them fouling the shit out of everyone?

Bye Bye Dillon Brooks lmao

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The #Raiders have landed generational talent RB Ashton Jeanty at 6th overall in the NFL Draft raiderswire.usatoday.com/story/sports...

I MANIFESTED THIS SHIT

Just praying for good Jimmy news today

If the raiders don’t draft Jeanty tomorrow, I’m gonna be very devastated

The bigs are Sumo Wrestling under the hoop. You speak to coaches around the NBA and they’ll tell you Houston fouls so much that the refs can’t call em all…

Jimmy Butler hit the ground hard after being undercut by Amen Thompson 😳

"Somebody should be fired." Baron Davis slammed the Nuggets for stealing the Warriors' iconic "We Believe" mantra this postseason

2 closers on one team. Scary hours

What a shitty wrestlemania main event