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Owner of a deranged tortoise. Safe person. Disabled. Very tired ✨ ❌ NO DMS ❌
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Love from Jerald…#tortoise

Jerald invites you to scream into the void with him… #tortoise

Pink Moon 99.9%

It’s National Pet Day. Here is my unicorn.

Friday #greenturtle

A PSA from Jerald… #tortoise

Red Nose Day…

The hatred this has stirred up towards disabled people is heartbreaking 💔

❗ 77% of people claiming Universal Credit and disability benefits have gone without essentials in the last 6 months. Cuts to disability support risk pushing even more people deeper into poverty. We cannot let this happen. Email your MP now 👉 bit.ly/4kFR5Bj

UGH!

We're in your corner 💙 This week, we wrote to Rachel Reeves. And our CEO, Sarah Hughes, met with the minister in charge of disability benefits to raise our concerns. 1/2

99.7% Worm Moon 🤍 Taken from my doorstep ✨ #fullmoon #wormmoon

Please take a few minutes to email your MP #disability action.trussell.org.uk/disability-c...

All that jazz…. vm.tiktok.com/ZNdeXoYCx/

And 35 years later it seems I’m still completely in love with Pamela Anderson…

Always ✨

Cheese eaten after midnight contains no calories!

Why are we all just putting up with this shite? I’ve just contacted my supplier and I’m about to email my MP @noahlawmp.bsky.social about this too. At this point it’s extortion.

Greed & robbery. No other words for it.

Yet another unsustainable rise in rents - time for the government to put a stop to rip off rents and stop landlords treating tenants as cash cows. Rent controls are long overdue and are badly needed to give all renters a home they can afford.

Happy Birthday TQ. My long gone friend I never met.

#valentinesday

I think Jerald has more valentine cards than anyone else in the entire world 💚 #valentinesday #tortoise #jerald

Valentines Greetings from Jerald… #tortoise #valentinesday

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#jerald #tortoise

Jerald has a new duck. #jerald #tortoise

Posted elsewhere… 4 people have asked if I’m pregnant 🤣 At my age and dire health I’d hope no 🤣

The start of a star baby blanket ✨ #crochet

Master of the filthy glare…🤣

Made by my son in his welding class 😍🌹

It has rained again. I want to go and sit under my favourite tree. I can’t do this until the ground dries out because my scooter doesn’t do squelchy ground 😞

So it would seem that deranged rampage season is upon us. Very early. The humans haven’t even messed with time yet. Send help.

Still windy 🐢

Absolutely convinced we’ve just had a wee earthquake 😬

There was a powercut and it’s windy. He has the rage and is refusing to get out of bed.

Happy because raspberries 🐢