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Woke middle class leftie luvvies all going to Glastonbury Back in my day REAL men were content with getting glassed in Bury 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🫡⚽️🙏🦅🎶💪

submitted 38 minutes ago • 1 comment

Why I keep arguing with dorks on the internet

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

I want to live in the timeline where Large Language Model means a 1:8 scale figurine of James Joyce that recites the entirety of Ulysses.

submitted 2 hours ago • 2 comments

Any FBPE types who are rushing to defend Starmer's disability cuts are disgusting weirdos whose only alliance is to the EU as an institution rather than actually having any beliefs of their own.

submitted 3 hours ago • 4 comments

Would anyone be interested in commissioning me to make a design for one of the D&D classes I haven't yet drawn? I'm thinking £150? Email [email protected] if you're interested! Classes I haven't made: fighter, wizard, monk, sorcerer, artificer, and blood hunter. #art #CommissionsOpen

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

The only dignified and acceptable action for McSweeney now is to turn those dead eyes inward to the Labour Party and leak all of the horrible weird shit they've been up to in the last few years. A detailed list of every slur Keir Starmer has uttered. Every time Liz Kendall's eaten her own earwax.

submitted 4 hours ago • 3 comments

Thinking about how they used the Sonic the Hedgehog live action films to change the Western public idea of Sonic from a radical eco warrior dude to some lonely cuck who is best friends with the cops

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Went through this list looking for the first one that raised an eyebrow and if I'm being mean Max Payne 2 (a very good game but not one of The Best), otherwise Call of Duty 2 which is a middling FPS. There are games I dislike subjectively before then but I still understand their significance.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments