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When @profgalloway.com says "our young men are failing" I think he's forgetting that our old men, DJT and Elon are failing just as speculatory.

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"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder." - Richard J. Daley 1968 and LAPD 2025

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Ketamine is a helluva a drug. #Elon

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Let's face it, AC/DC has been using AI to write their songs since the 90s. #AI @halsparks.com

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The president needs to raise the tariffs on the smoke entering our great country from the Canadian wildfires. We'll make billions and billions!

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@hartmannreport.com The trade association for dentists is the ADA www.ada.org (it's in Chicago). Also the "We're on a mission from God" line is from the Blues Brothers movie. Also from Chicago (not Ghostbusters). But Aykroyd was in both movies.

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If Kermit the Frog delivered my commencement address I would light my diploma on fire. nypost.com/2025/05/23/u...

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I know El Presidente just received one plane from Qatar, but don't they owe us 3 more?

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First American Pope. I wonder who he'll vote for president in 2028? Vote Early. Vote Often. #Chicago #Pope

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Chicago-born Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost elected pope. Malört for everyone! #Malört #Pope

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El Presidente should sign an executive order that removes China from any future maps.

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How much ketamine would it take for Elon to forget Tesla's value has dropped 70%?

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It's perfectly clear why the economy is contracting and the stock market continues to slide—too many illegals!!! #MAGA

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Lunch meat is the only meat that sweats in the refrigerator.

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I'm waiting for the Vatican organist to break out in "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."

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You do know that if we gave Donald Trump a contract to host Wheel Of Fortune instead of Ryan Seacrest we could have avoided 95% of this stuff. #RyanSeacrest #WheelOfFortune #PatSajack

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You know at one point @durbin.senate.gov went by DoubleD. I have some Illinois swag if anyone is interested. One day people will thank me for this. www.workwithsmith.com/personal-wor...

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Aaron Berg is what it looks like when Joe Rogan and Dana White have a baby.

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You know Pete Hegseth is going to go on a hell of a bender once they bounce him out on the street. It won't be long before he's sending Hunter Biden Signal messages for coke at 3am. We'll see who gets the last laugh now.

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If I were Baron Trump I’d have my dad make me a General. And if things keep going the way they are, one day there may be a General Baron Trump invading Greenland.

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I don’t have the time to write a script for this but I wish SNL would cover the Conclave as if it was a FanDuel event. Pregame/conclave analysis, Cardinals previous voting trends, over-under odds, molestation history, and who’s hot coming out of the Pope combine. #pope

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Someone on Twitter needs to start @KristiNoemsPurse account.

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Who am I to judge? But I do want to see Pope Francis' browser history.

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More proof JD Vance is the Devil. Pope Francis dies within hours of meeting the Vice President.

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If we put aioli sauce on cardboard we could end world hunger.

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I'm not sure what people did high on meth without ChatGPT, but I'm learning so much.

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Now would be a good time for China to accidentally leak a virus into a wet market.

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I appreciate President Donald J Trump's initiative to eliminate Fentanyl in our country. Buying cocaine off some guy on the street is finally care free again. #MAGA

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One of the unlisted side effects of Ozempic is it changes the look of your face to look more like The Rock.

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As far as I can tell, the meth, porn, and small arms economy is tariff free. USA!

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This is how you cover a song: From the inside out. Mastodon + Russian Circles + Mutoid Man + Painted Wives cover Alice in Chains' “Rain When I Die” youtu.be/xaFhpxkr7Sw?...

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Elon Musk can’t fire me. @everyonehateselon.bsky.social

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@swingbluealliance.org In anticipation of protests, I made a FREE TOOL KIT for anyone looking for messages/signs they can download. Print them out on regular paper or go to a copy shop and blow them up to a poster or sign. Thank you! www.workwithsmith.com/products/get...

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@joanesposito.bsky.social Hi Joan, Great show as always. In anticipation of marches and protests this summer, I created a FREE protest tool kit for anyone that's interested. These are PDFs anyone can download, turn into posters or use as signs at a march. www.workwithsmith.com/products/get...

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@halsparks.com If someone listens to Rush on Spotify in the US will their account be charged with a 25% tariff? Asking for a friend. #RedBarchetta

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It took Donald Trump less than 2 months for the entire world to be mad at him. Not even the Iron Sheik could do that.

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@halsparks.com Thanks for all you do from Nerd Halen to the WCPTChicago show. Trying to follow your lead. I created a FREE protest tool kit for anyone that's interested. These are PDFs anyone can download, turn into posters or use as signs at a march. www.workwithsmith.com/products/p/t...

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It's perfectly clear that JD Vance never listed to Rage Against The Machine. He was probably too busy rubbing the rim of his butthole to 98 Degrees songs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPHE... #RATM #JDVance #maga

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