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It would be great if movie theaters had coffee shops in them.

Just realized that in the first season of Martin, it was Martin and Gina’s first year of their relationship. She should’ve ran and never looked back when he met her parents lol.

Just got my ticket to go see Sinners on Sunday. Gonna have a 420 breakfast, catch the matinee, then probably get some crawfish afterwards to cap off the day.

I had been thinking about a client for days and he booked for the weekend 😌

Goddaaamn 🫠

Kem knows he slid on Love Calls.

I made a rotini parm pasta with beef and red sauce for Sunday dinner. Carmela Soprano ain’t got shit on me!

Chat gpt is my therapist, Spanish teacher, book summarizer, idea cultivator, and spiritual shaman.

Millennials are refusing to be guilt tripped and bullied by their parents and the parents hate that so much.

Love After Lockup can’t be real lol.

I work out for aesthetics and stamina purposes during lovemaking. I’m not tryna pick a mf up or hang from a shower rod, or no shit like that lol.

After today’s shenanigans I’m not giving this current administration anymore energy. I am somewhere else in my mind.

It really be the dudes with zero sexual discipline that’s always reposting content about “healthy” relationships. Bruh YOU’RE the problem lol.

I wouldn’t risk it now but in the 70s????

Do a lil dance…. Make a lil love…

Ummm @netflix.com I’m not changing my plan so maybe y’all should make movies available to rent or something. Y’all are so greedy.

I have been insanely and hysterically laughing at the state of America right now like it’s so funny that people chose this. Hilarious that such a history could repeat itself due to propaganda.

The only birthday party from my childhood that I remember is my 17th. My mama really could’ve saved her money lol.

Been working on something for over a year. It’s almost time…🤲🏽

My Saturday just got fully booked 😍

I also never want to live with another person again but shorty could get a key to my place tho if we’re committed.

At my age (40), anyone that is my sister’s age or younger is a baby to me. She’s 12 years younger. That’s an age gap in dating that I will never be able to do personally. I actually want older. Like 45, 46. Someone established, experienced, and emotionally mature.

I love having a routine but not necessarily a schedule. Like I know I’m gonna work out today per my routine, but it’s not scheduled at the same time every day. I get to just flow.

Clients gave me the day off. I’m taking myself on a date.

Cory Booker gotta be wearing a diaper. This man has my heart full standing up there doing this for as long as he has so far.

Life is beautiful.

My dad called my phone at 12:48 in the morning to talk about a haircut appointment. He wouldn’t do that to any other professional barbers lol. Pops gotta chill.

Spending the morning in bed.

Black people been having a TIME since the year started lol. I love to see it.

Woodford Reserve is mad smooth. No chaser required.

Just in there lookin beautiful from 9-5.

Bank tellers be fine af.

Sean got the hell from around Joan as soon as he had that out to move to New York lol.

Such a lovely morning.

Every time I get a booking I just 😍.

The art of aloneness…

I invited my parents to lunch and my pops paid for it ☺️.

This guy I know married a friend of mine from high school. It didn’t work bc she wanted a family and he didn’t. Only to have 3 kids by other women after their divorce. The stress is all over him.

I have a theory that the one that looks bad months and years after the break up is the one that caused the most problems in the relationship lol.

This morning I ran myself ragged looking for certain documents to make sure I can get a Real i.d. (the concept of which makes no fucking sense) but man ultimately, I definitely have to get better organized and get a safe for the crib.

Definitely about to frolick around the mall then possibly dilly dally at the bookstore while I’m on break from the stu.

So much better…. Since I laid my burdens down.

Blessed to get my tires and brakes replaced today. I’m so ready for a road trip!

Jay-Z poured his entire fuckin soul into 4:44.

I’m slowly but surely reading Parable of the Sower for the first time and, it’s a hard read so far bc there’s so much trauma out the gate.

Want me a jawn with a laugh like Kandi Burruss. Same business acumen too lol.