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Perpetual creator of lists. Love long walks, short books, and greasy pizza.
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Have you checked portion sizes lately ? Bread - 1 slice. How are you supposed to make a sandwich? Macaroni- 1 cup. Servings in a box -8. That’s comical.

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When did “Welcome In” become a greeting thing ? I was recently at a shopping center and all the shop staff said, Welcome In.” And then I noticed the instructor said it at the start of a workout on my workout app.

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

At the gym and keeping an eye on the clock because my take-out order will be ready at 6pm.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

When I go to the gym why do I always pick the treadmill in front of the TV with the Food Network on ?

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Thank you Giants !

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like I had one (1) delicious cantaloupe at some point when I was a child and because of that one (1) delicious cantaloupe I've since bought several thousand borderline inedible cantaloupes and will probably continue to do so forever

submitted 118 days ago • 57 comments

It’s NYE. I’m at a 7:05 pm movie drinking black coffee & hoping I can stay awake for the next two hours.

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t think of a better way to honor Jimmy Carter than donating to Habitat for Humanity. He and Rosalynn first began volunteering with the nonprofit in 1984 — 3 years after leaving the White House. They volunteered every year until 2020, eventually helping to build and repair 4,390 Habitat homes.

submitted 136 days ago • 621 comments

Merry Christmas 🎄 and Happy Hanukkah 🕎

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 142 days ago • 101 comments

And welcome the stranger 💙

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So no, I haven’t got my Christmas tree yet, ok?

submitted 149 days ago • 1 comment

Convinced myself I needed to stop at Panera on my way to the gym or else I’d pass out on the treadmill and then I’d be carted off in an ambulance because it’s been like 13 hours since I ate anything.

submitted 152 days ago • 1 comment

So many people out there need a grilled cheese cut diagonal and ten thousand dollars cash right now

submitted 157 days ago • 55 comments

Paperback books are like velveteen rabbits — there to be loved and squeezed and read and stuffed into shoulder bags and left in the sun and read again until there's nothing left but the best kind of memories

submitted 157 days ago • 281 comments

I can relate.

submitted 160 days ago • 2 comments

Abbott elementary starts at 8pm this week with an hour long special. Please spread the word! 🎄 🫡

submitted 165 days ago • 346 comments

I was so impressed with myself. I stayed up to 11:30 PM to watch SNL…. and then realized it was Friday.

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments