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Outlander fan | Lucifer fan Fanfic writer for OL & Lucifer Disney Adult but not in the weird way. Business owner, wife, mom, hEDS/POTS/Long Covid warrior πŸ¦“
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Guys Blood of Zeus is soooo good.

Why don't normal hotels have indoor play areas that aren't a pool??? I'll never understand.. or even outdoor play areas!

I recently started running every day, and when I told my therapist she was like "running from what, your problems?" GURLLLLLL CALLING ME OUT YES BB LOVE YOU FOR IT. HAHA

Happy American Mothers day to the many wonderful people I've met through OL and Lucifer.

People who voted for the fucktard shouldn't be allowed to celebrate cinco de mayo.

Ever since i was in hospitalized in January, I've slowly been decreasing my coffee intake. I went black with sweetener then black with low cal/carb sweetener and now I've cut back to less than a cup a day. Never thought I would!! Benefits are immense, including less mood swings.

Snippet time! Searching for a Miracle Ch 2β€”"An Unlikely Alliance" Lucifer made a deal in his desperation to find the Detective, even knowing the motives weren't pure. He receives an anonymous phone call that changes everything. πŸ“ΊπŸ˜ˆ|πŸ˜ˆπŸ“– #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

What are your top questions you ask when you are looking at a house?

Thank you everyone who has sent well wishes and condolences to our family. The tragedy of losing a loved one in such an awful way is definitely hard to deal with, but we are getting through. Your words are much appreciated πŸ«‚βœ¨οΈ

My husband's aunt was struck and killed by a car walking to work this morning. Our family is upset but trying to remember his culture welcomes death in any form. Still struggling with such a terrible way to die. Hugging my kiddos tight today.

Some people would see stocks on sale in the market today. Your mother won't, but if you're young and wanting to get into investing in the market, there's nothing wrong with starting now.

Call your mother, immediately. Worst day in the market since June 2020.

mother looks so good😍😍

What's your favorite color of smarties

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

Social media wants us to be incredibly fit while also indulging in disgustingly unhealthy foods for the photo op while carelessly spending money on material things & trips we can't afford while the government crumbles around us, all with a smile. Here's your reminder it's okay to not do any of that.

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Heart & Soul update! Ch 7β€”"The What-If Game" Lucifer acquaints himself with another of Chloe's colleagues. There's a new lead in the case. And Chloe shares a painful memory with Lucifer. archiveofourown.org/works/627578... πŸ“ΊπŸ˜ˆ|πŸ˜ˆπŸ“– #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Today I'm attending a women's summit to network with amazing individuals and listen to one of my best friends speak about her own business success ❀️

I just started Nobody Wants This on Netflix.. I like it so far!

The bathroom at my new office and incredible lighting of the giant mirror makes my eyes a gorgeous light green color instead of the normal dark green. If my eyes looked like this all the time, yall would need to watch out πŸ˜‚

Go read this book about messy psychologists falling in love. It fun, mature, and deeply intimate. #booksky #romancelandia

Guys I really like turning point on Netflix so far πŸ˜‚

I've died. Don't resuscitate me, I'm happy.

You know it's bad when Mexico puts up their own wall at the border πŸ˜‚ If I don't laugh, I'll cry so

Annually, I sit down to put all of our business tax documents into their designated places for our accountant while running last minute reports I always forget about. Also annually, I give up halfway through and write fanfic instead. Today is that day so let's see which wins πŸ˜‚

A poem

Some people should think about giving up being a tiny little bitch for lent this year.

I've been so removed from the news, and frankly, I'm not upset about it. Yes, I want to be informed, but I only want to be informed on my time now. I'm not allowing the chaos to run my life anymore.

Was feeling boujie so bought eggs with our groceries yesterday. Today finding out my tummy is sensitive to eggs = year long grocery savings coming.

Literally EVERYONE at my new job has been so damn nice.

Update, I have successfully ordered TB since I'm home alone today and none of the Mexicans I've married or birthed are home. This is a judgement free zone.

It's a crime that I'm craving taco bell

Heart & Soul update! Ch 3β€”"Hot and Bothered" Chloe tries to start working the 'one case then done' murder investigation while getting used to Lucifer's presence and ignoring her own feelings on the matter. archiveofourown.org/works/627578... πŸ“ΊπŸ˜ˆ|πŸ˜ˆπŸ“– #LuciferFanfiction #LuciferNetflix

Just saw a commercial for WDW and my husband asked when can we go back. Oh sir, you act like I haven't been planning and just waiting for you to say yes.

I only use tiktok now to scroll through start to finish on videos trying to get enough views to pay for immigration fees. If the government will try to control the narrative through TT, this is how I will protest. Make them pay the people they demonize.