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When I was a kid, a van drove around the neighborhood with a fake gorilla head on the roof and a PA system announcing a marathon of King Kong and Mighty Joe Young at the local theater. This is what the 70s were to me. Weird ape vans making proclamations.

nah think i will continue to do my writing and thinking in-house and not atrophy my brain to send faster emails

Me: the perfect character design does not exis-- The Perfect Character Design:

Happy Pride Month. @tomschalk.bsky.social as Challia Me as Char

I need to find a girl with different tastes than I do. Like, specifically someone who can eat fruit I bought that are way too tart for me.

aah...the ballet .

Pokémon Co. reveals Pokécology merch line http://gonintendo.com/contents/49069-pokemon-co-reveals-pokecology-merch-line #pokemon

...Shit, Deltarune's coming back in a week. QUICK, POST AN OLD SPAMTON MEME

'When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however googly, must be the truth.' Happy #SherlockHolmesDay which takes place on the 22nd May each year because it's the birthday of #SherlockHolmes creator Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, born #onthisday in 1859. 🎉

It's Wednesday! You know what that means:

why is the shin megami tensei vengeance youtube page so weird

I need you to understand It wasn't "We trained a machine to be Darth Vader, and then it started saying homophobic slurs." It was "We found a machine that says homophobic slurs, and prompted it to act like Darth Vader."

There’s always been something about how absolutely demented the original Bowser sprite looks that will never not be funny to me ✏️👑🐢👹

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Bubs!

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

Swan.

I think about that Hawaiian breeze for around 5 hours a day.

i really really hate how many people on the left are responding to good advice on dealing with ICE with "so they don't abide by the law anyway" ignore people who tell you not to take basic safety precautions like knowing your rights. those people aren't your friends

Today might be rough, so take this bird cooking tiny pastas.

Fuck Harry Potter. Go watch Kamen Rider Wizard!

idk how to break it to you but you gotta protect NSFW content. like you gotta. and i dont just mean the "ohhhh, bodies are art and gorgeous, isn't the human form wonderful" stuff, even though that is true. I also mean the weird stuff. 1/7

So far, Nate Silver and Matt Yglesias have come out against this piece which means you know with 100% certainty that Ed is correct and you should listen to what he’s saying

today is Terry Pratchett's birthday, or would be if he hadn't been taken from us far too soon his writing was funny, and profound, and above all a joy to read, and I am a better person for it here's a thread I wrote about Discworld, and why you should read it too GNU Terry Pratchett

Happy 25th Anniversary to The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask! The sequel to Ocarina of Time originally released on April 27th, 2000.

Has there ever been a more succinct five seconds in all of ABSOLUTE CINEMA. A more efficient usage of celluloid. Has anything respected the audience's time more than this. This conveys everything anyone needs to know about these people. Who they are. What they do. How they rank on power level scale.

It was never just about schools, it was never just about libraries, and it isn't actually about the books. It's about finding a way to banish entire people, entire ideas, out of society, back into the closet or worse. www.chron.com/politics/art...

Nothing screams classic like Vincent Price on The Muppet Show.

Hey you know how people made the Tesla brand radioactively toxic and crashed its entire corporate structure? You can do that with authoritarian brutality and with neoliberal oppression and exploitation. You chase these motherfuckers from society until all that’s left is something real and better.

And this is why the success of the Vivziepop Hellaverse cartoons needs to be celebrated, even if they don’t appeal to you.

In honor of Oblivion getting a remaster, for those of you who will get the reference- I’m sharing the fullscreen size export of my KYLE!!! 2 short, where the Adoring Fan is outside of the margins as a referee during “he won $15 on fantasy football”.

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Nerd and Jock 8 year Anniversary!

New episode, It's a N&J 8 year celebration comic, it's coming out tomorrow but you can read it FREE early on Webtoons: www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/ne...