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MLB sells about 25 million dollars in hotdogs during a season. Not bad, huh? But that pales to COSTCO's 100 million dollars in hotdog/soda sales. You can now dispose of this inconsequential info. 👍

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Saw a Prevagen commercial & the guy taking taking the pill works in a pharmacy. Memory issues? Working in a pharmacy? Ahhh, I don't think so.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

The Swiss Guard has been protecting the Pope & Vatican since 1506. They are the oldest active military in the world. I just saw a sobering picture of the guard protecting the coffin of Pope Francis. If history is of interest to you, check out theirs.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

A truck containing over $40,000 in eggs was stolen in Pennsylvania. Police are "scrambling" to catch the thieves & don't want to end up with egg on their faces. ☺️

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

We were in one of our favorite restaurants last night & ordered a dozen garlic rolls to take home. The waitress asked "What's a dozen? We have portions of 3,6 or 12." We were stunned. What's a dozen??? May the Good Lord watch over her because she's going to need it.

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Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey. What did Delaware? Idaho, Alaska. 👍

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My wife & I went to a party this weekend & we ended up playing Charades. There was another couple playing. They were deaf. Boy, they were good.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

You know there's problem with our education system when you realize out of the 3 R's only 1 begins with an R.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

You know there's a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one starts with an R.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Watched a commercial where a guy who works in a pharmacy is touting how much Prevagen has helped his memory. I'm thinking I don't want a guy with memory issues working in a pharmacy.

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Great lines in movies.. "I'll find him for three but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.” Captain Quint in JAWS

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Got back a little while ago from lunch with my bride & we saw so many out of state license plates in traffic. The boss said she didn't want to drive with me anymore because my reflexes aren't what they used to be. She told me I'm too slow with my obscene gestures to tourists.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

Random Thoughts.. Supposedly, the only food that will never spoil is honey. The 1st couple to be seen in bed on prime time TV were Fred & Wilma Flintstone. It's impossible to lick your elbow. Alaska has the highest % of people who walk to work. You can stop trying to lick your elbow now.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Heard there's a new dating app for degenerate gamblers ONLY. It's called Fumble.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I would bet that most Americans don't know the differences between the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. And that is really really sad. ☹️

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Evidently, I've experienced "thirst traps." I thought I was just feeling horny.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I've seen little rich brats dumping empty cans/bottles into our beautiful blue ocean in SFLA. These little shits should have to clean the beach each weekend for a month. We constantly clean up the garbage. I'll never understand why people trash such a beautiful resource.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

I believe those who major in Packaging while in college have a sadistic streak in them. You will realize it as well as you age.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments