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Is that a wocket in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? (he/him) I block AI slop and MAGA on sight!
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You're telling me Donkey Kong only has one (1) fun little costume in Mario Kart World? And they also cut Diddy and Funky? Pardon my French but that is some real stinky poopoo.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

God, I can't wait to go home and collapse into a pile of bones like Dirk the Daring.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I think about this every day

submitted 8 days ago • 27 comments

Aerith, my smol queen 🌷 #ff7remake #finalfantasy

submitted 149 days ago • 3 comments

but if i'm not allowed to feed artists into my artist killing machine it's going to be basically impossible for the machine to keep killing artists. is that what you want?? and before you answer keep in mind this is a very expensive machine

submitted 10 days ago • 8 comments

There are Ed, Edd n' Eddy Funko Pops. Time to make the latest in a long line of unwise purchasing decisions.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: Danny DeVito's famed "magnum dong" is actually a natural adaptation to prevent him from rolling away.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

eh

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

ギラヒムさん

submitted 482 days ago • 0 comments

To all the whippersnappers who keep calling me a dinosaur: joke's on you, dinosaurs are awesome.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Had it up to here with bidet propaganda. I'm sticking with TP, like my pappy and my pappy's pappy. I'll be dead in the ground before I let some gizmo squirt on this red-blooded, God-fearing American rectum.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Pyroar should be the ref in the lions vs. Pokémon fight because it's both a lion and a Pokémon. It's impartial.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments

From last year

submitted 223 days ago • 2 comments

Edgy creators: “People need to be reminded that the good guys don’t always win.” Me, watching the most vile people of my lifetime attain power and brag about their atrocities: “No, I think we get it.”

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments

This month, I bought a four-disc Looney Tunes Blu-Ray set, some Woody Woodpecker, and the Star Wars DVDs with the unaltered theatrical cuts. I've reached the "buying stuff because I think my future children might want it" stage of adulthood.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments