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Me: Hey, I made my first dovetail joint today. It was a disaster! Dad: Did you get your jig dialed in? What router bit did you use? Me: Oh, I did it with hand tools. Dad: Oh, fuck.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

My 60-year-old aunt, a woman who has moderate social anxiety and has been intensely indifferent to politics her whole life, was out protesting this weekend for the first time in her life. The backlash to this administration is coming.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

We Asked Ten Guys We Found Jerking Off Outside Of Gas Stations What They Thought Of Trump's First 100 Days

submitted 37 days ago • 4 comments

You have to wonder who, exactly, he thinks he's fooling.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

The time is now.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

This, right here.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

At this juncture I’d like to point out: * we’re on the brink of a golden age of medical healing * there’s enough money in the world to solve every problem in the world * a united approach could stop the climate crisis But a small group of sociopaths seeking personal power are going to throw it away.

submitted 40 days ago • 398 comments

this is really ripe for an excellent farce.

submitted 41 days ago • 12 comments

America is, in a twisted way, blessed that its version of fascism has barely anyone (at least, anyone willing to work in govt) capable of passing any real-life equivalent to the marshmallow test. Hegseth can't. Elon can't. Bondi can't. Noem can't. Homan can't. Trump can't. And thus they'll lose.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

I don’t want this to be true and I don’t say stuff like this because it makes me sound like a scold but I do think there is a lot of truth here and reading both Plato and Milton it has been on my mind: lack of self control seems like freedom but it’s actually enslaving yourself to your worst parts.

submitted 42 days ago • 12 comments

Notable this is happening based entirely on stock market moves. Tariff price hikes, everyone knowing at least one person laid off because of the recession, business slowing everywhere, a collapse in even domestic tourism — that’s all in the *future*

submitted 43 days ago • 17 comments

Do all modern country songs sound like third-rate Skynyrd knockoffs? Is that where we are now?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

lots of people have lots of theories for why this is happening, but, honestly, i think most of it is just cowardice. american elites are, as a class, people who've largely never had to fight for anything in their lives, and they are even more afraid of throwing a punch than taking one.

submitted 44 days ago • 20 comments

man, it's just absolutely bizarre to see so many institutions tucking tail and running from trump, even as he's underwater *on every single issue, including immigration* in less than 100 days. total elite failure.

submitted 44 days ago • 40 comments

T: How's your writing going? Three steps forward, two steps back? F: More like three steps forward, take a left, do a little moonwalk, step to the side, take two steps back, walk widdershins around the glade at midnight, write five thousand words, delete four thousand, repeat. T: So, normal, then?

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

mind you this is all before things start getting really bad we are still in the “wow this is gonna suck” stage, economically, we haven’t hit “wow this fucking sucks” yet whatever you think Trump’s popularity floor is, it’s gonna be tested once we hit a deep recession that is 100% his fault

submitted 45 days ago • 55 comments

conspiracy brain is fascinating because osama bin laden was like hello i am osama bin laden, you know me from such things as masterminding 9/11, a thing i did and loved, i’d fucking do it again and people like ron johnson say hm tough to say what happened here

submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

‘Pete Hegseth? I thought you might be worried...about the security...of your shit.’

submitted 45 days ago • 8 comments

so they're mycoblogging

submitted 46 days ago • 445 comments

I had to screenshot this conversation of @marisakabas.bsky.social for posterity due to its surrealness

submitted 48 days ago • 37 comments

announcing my candidacy for school board.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

AXIOS: some anonymous Democrat says that we shouldn’t go to bat for immigrants BILL KRISTOL, FORMERLY OF THE WEEKLY STANDARD, CITING JONATHAN VAN LAST ALSO FORMERLY OF THE WEEKLY STANDARD: Abolish ICE was right, these bastards are fuckers ALMOST ALL DEMOCRATS: btw we’re with Bill on this

submitted 50 days ago • 5 comments