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Proud to be taking a stand with my party by sending pizzas with “let’s meet in the middle” written in pepperoni to my political rivals 💕💯

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

The flood of encomiums and morality tales about Elon's turn in Washington cldn't be more predictable, vapid & sickening. If you want a story, get me the story about the crisis comms team directing this. He ran anti-constitutional blitzkrieg thru the federal government, did massive harm, violated ...

submitted 23 days ago • 107 comments

Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed

submitted 28 days ago • 36 comments

There’s a lot to choose from, but the latest thing to sour me on media has been every outlet breathlessly posting near-identical “Elon is getting out of Politics!” articles within 3 days of each other, in one of the most blatant bits of PR manipulation I’ve ever seen

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

“A man came up to me, a big burly man with tears in his eyes, and he says ‘Sir, thank you for taking such a huge bribe from Qatar -$400m!’ And I said you’re welcome, are you my son Don Jr and he said ‘No, I’m an electrician named Jack’ Disgusting, I said, get this tradesman the fuck out of my face”

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

It looks like R2-D2’s hearse.

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

I know it's not the most important thing here but this story also corroborates one of my biggest theories about these tech guys: they do zero hours of work in a day. They do no work no matter how much they claim to work 14 hours a day. They're just on their phones.

submitted 55 days ago • 59 comments

My daughter asked me where does potting soil come from. “It comes from a bag, honey” I replied. “Mr Home Depot grows it in his parking lot”

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Leaky Pete hacking the Pentagon's IT system so he can drunkenly text people. They should call the scandal PeteyLeaks

submitted 58 days ago • 13 comments

my plan to get people to start having more kids? make climate change worse. abolish the department of education. also milk is poison

submitted 60 days ago • 130 comments

James Carville suggested that syphilis in Trump’s brain is causing him to act this way. This is ridiculous; Carville is not a doctor and we don’t need to make up fantastical reasons when there is a simple, logical answer - Donald Trump is the Antichrist, set to usher in the Millennium of Agony

submitted 61 days ago • 1 comment

Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

submitted 62 days ago • 139 comments

Stocks open lower today as markets react to news of JD Vance killing the Pope

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

None of us know when our time on this Earth will be over, so it’s so vitally important never to waste a single moment looking at the greasy, piggy eyes of JD Vance

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

praying the PCs, who’ve had the same leader for over two years, and were the presumptive next government for the last year can let us know before friday what their actual uhhhh fucking plans are

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

When Zuck personally puts $25m in Trump’s pocket to make this go away, do folks think the FTC will go with “Actually it’s not a monopoly” or “Actually monopolies are ok”?

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

i spoke to henry ford before i came out here - big guy, tremendous cars - and he said “sir, the austro-hungarian empire is cheating us very strongly,” and it’s really so true

submitted 80 days ago • 23 comments

I think I didn’t properly appreciate the last four years of not having to listen to Donald Trump lie and rant like the deranged old man he is

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

submitted 81 days ago • 664 comments

You bragged that you fed an aid agency keeping millions of the world’s most vulnerable people alive “into the wood chipper” and you’re whinging about someone dunking on your stock price?

submitted 85 days ago • 72 comments

Elon Musk advertises his blatantly corrupt attempt to buy a seat on the Wisconsin Supreme Court:

submitted 86 days ago • 314 comments

Most authoritarian regimes go to great lengths to hide their depravities and atrocities, destroy evidence, keep it out of public view, deny it as enemy propaganda. Now they boast and revel in the images while millions of braying jackasses roar in giddy approval of the cruelty as their entertainment.

submitted 86 days ago • 78 comments

Stuff like this is perfect because it shows how utterly devoid of creativity genAI evangelists are. Great you recreated a photo that already exists in a drawing style that only has currency because of who you're stealing it from giving the world something with absolutely no value or meaning.

submitted 87 days ago • 77 comments

Whiskeyleaks Whiskeyleaks Spilling deets with his Signal freaks Is he drunk? Listen bud He’s got Woodford Reserve for blood Oh shit Here comes Whiskeyleaks

submitted 87 days ago • 237 comments

A powerful message from one-time presumed future Canadian Prime Minister, Peter Griffin

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

The person who Mike Waltz intended to invite to the Signal chat instead of Jeff Goldberg must be a real zero since they didn’t say anything and no one even missed them lol

submitted 88 days ago • 13 comments

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

submitted 89 days ago • 1961 comments

The FBI has started a #TeslaTakedown investigation, dubbed “Operation Lemon”, staffed by a team calling themselves “The Bomb Squad”. Lead investigator Rob Dummels vowed “Much like a crashed Model 3 wreathed in flames, there will be no escape for you miscreants!”

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Just accidentally texted Steve Harvey the plans for my invasion of France. I'd appreciate privacy during this difficult time and whatnot.

submitted 89 days ago • 300 comments

"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense.

submitted 90 days ago • 120 comments

Incidentally, you’ve probably heard of demi-human shitpost Mike Cernovich, but you may not have read his own words that illustrate what a subnormal creep he has always been. web.archive.org/web/20160318...

submitted 102 days ago • 52 comments

Supreme Court rules 6-3 that Teslas are priced to move with $0 down and no payments for 48 months

submitted 102 days ago • 212 comments

Trump buys his granddaughter a cybertruck, doubling monthly sales of cybertruck

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Every government on the planet should be unwinding relations with Musk owned companies. He is a threat to your national security.

submitted 104 days ago • 87 comments

Gavin Newsom’s son being a big Charlie Kirk fan means progressives don’t actually have to worry about him becoming president - as soon as there’s the slightest chance of it happening, he’s probably waking up one morning to see that son holding a pillow over his face

submitted 104 days ago • 1 comment