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Been practicing social distancing before it was cool. 🎮🕹️👾
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If a bear attacks you, play dead. Ok good, you're about to feel like this forever.

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I've seen a grown man eat a whole cucumber. So don't talk to me about being bummed out.

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LeVar Burton should legally change his name to "The Reading Rainbro" #ChildhoodRewrite

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Looks like my Crock-Pot has an enemy... #CrockPotWars

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Statement from the #MusiciansUnion of the United States 🇺🇸 and #Canada 🇨🇦 to the fat bastard #BruceSpringsteen #TaylorSwift

submitted 31 days ago • 8 comments

A corndog is a hotdog with a delicious sweater.

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When Star Wars is life…

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Scooby Doo taught us that the real monsters were human... if that isn't deep, I don't know what is.

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Differential calculus has nothing to do with how original you can be when you decorate your calculator. I know this now.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Does garlic bread show up on a drug test? Asking for a friend...

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I'm glad that boy didn't really turn Diana Ross inside out, because that would be gross.

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Look at the keyboard, it has U and I together. Look underneath that, it says JK..

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Lose the attitude, geese.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

"Um." - first horse that was ever ridden.

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He who laughs last thinks slowest.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Here's your occasional reminder that Smokey the Bear has seen some shit.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Still waiting for Google Earth to have a layer that shows lost Frisbees.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Going to bed early only sounds good first thing in the morning or when there's no food in the house.

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No one really talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends while in his 30’s....

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Whoever came up with the term "one tough cookie" had no idea about the structural integrity of baked goods.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

All vegan restaurants have a secret menu with steaks and burgers on it; employees are required to deny it 4 times, so keep asking...

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Day Light Savings time summed up nicely from the 6-fingered man of "The Princess Bride." #DayLightSavings #ThePitOfDespair #6FingeredManLogic

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Fun fact: If you speak to your waiter in an Australian accent the entire visit to Outback Steakhouse, the blooming onion is 15% off.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Oh, that? That's my fake mustache in case I have to go through a fast food drive-thru twice in one day.

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It’s astonishing now much time I’ve spent over the years thinking about which Muppets should be on which dollar bills.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

#LGR

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Beauty tip: Never leave home.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I have the paper towel habits of a much wealthier person.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Ah" "Ah who?" "Werewolves of London"

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Before someone gets their drivers liscence they should have to beat Rainbow Road on Mario Kart without falling off.

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The word on the street is Sesame.

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It's not an audit unless it comes from the Audit region of France; otherwise it's just sparkling administrative coup.

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#Planes #CrashingOut

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My daughter dropped and broke four eggs while we were baking cookies. I’ll never financially recover from this…

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