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Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm

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It’s a beautiful day. Everyone is out walking their phones.

submitted 10 hours ago • 2 comments

TV: ask your doctor about viagra 6: ok

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Things are getting so serious with my girlfriend that we’re thinking of taking things to the next level and adopting a snake.

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

hi i'm frances, the joe rogan of the left, and welcome to the mehnosphere

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

Parallel parking: my car’s interpretive dance of shame.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

“prone to melancholy” sounds so much better than clinical depression

submitted 10 hours ago • 6 comments

For my really important video conference calls, I wear my finest white dress shirt, a lovely paisley ascot, and a bright blue silk thong.

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

No, no, I smooshed it; I didn't smooch it. I don't make out with ants.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Me: I wish I had a nickname. Coworker: You do.

submitted 165 days ago • 10 comments

[motions for you to roll down your window] Hey I noticed you didn't add me to your starter pack

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

lead paint really isn't so bad if you just add some sugar

submitted 13 hours ago • 9 comments

Butler: What would it be tonight, sir? Me: Garcon, fetch me your finest accent marks. Gäřçōñ: Ôf čöûŕšë, śïŕ Mé: Ťhíś ïš ťhë ĺïfė

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

Either I'm ‘Chipotle mild sauce is too hot for me’ white, or they fucked up my order. Either way, I'm not happy about it

submitted 12 hours ago • 1 comment

“elbows off the table unless they’re on your plate” - a cannibal with manners

submitted 12 hours ago • 4 comments

If you give a man a fish, he’s going to ask for some tartar sauce. When you teach him to fish, he’ll probably ask for a beer. When he’s bored of fishing, he’ll ask why you can’t just give him a fish like you did the first time.

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I just want someone who looks at me like I’m the last crab rangoon is that too much to ask for

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Discount code: edgingbankruptcy

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

you won't get this joke but Esoterica would be a beautiful name for a baby girl.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

PROCTOLOGIST: we need to do some follow up scans ME: but doctor- PROCTOLOGIST: please stop calling me that

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

Keep resisting my charms. It's a popular choice, it makes me work harder, and they're not that great once you give in.

submitted 18 hours ago • 3 comments

i don’t wanna live in a world where mischievous hobgoblins try to gnaw off your toes every time you go to the green grocer’s for a screeching head of cabbage i simply do not

submitted 18 hours ago • 4 comments

Her: Where’s your ink? Your profile said you had a sleeve. Me: 𝘴𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭 𝘴𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘴

submitted 615 days ago • 3 comments

if you can’t say anything nice you shouldn’t say anything at all, your honor