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Aobambi // 30 or 40 yrs old // brat prince who needs mouse bites to live // any pronouns as long as u think I'm cute 💙
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The neurodivergent urge to put things in groups (fuzzy antennae gang)

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Does Pinocchio’s nose have a fixed minimum length, or could he learn a truth so profound that uttering it aloud would cause his nose to prolapse and rocket backwards through his skull like a bolt gun, killing him instantly?

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Old Head jokes <3

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One thing Abt me I will always support my coworkers quitting. Like yes bitch do better ❤️

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PSYCHO JENNY

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Accidentally gave my dog emo bangs

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Was explaining to a coworker that I am able to move around better in wedges cos I tend to walk on the balls of my feet and she immediately said "cos u got autism" like obviously but you don't gotta call it out like that lmao

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That awkward dilemma of being in public and wanting to wear my headphones but the muzak has already established itself as a steady stream 90s alternative rock so it seems redundant so I'm stuck deciding if I should just put them on but not play anything cos it's just a sensory thing at that point

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Popples tucked up in their flaps like they’re their own joeys

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"self portrait"

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😽😽😽.

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Pictures of Brak in Jellystone upon thee

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menswear guy: oh dear. oshkosh overalls paired with a red dress shirt. is someone planning a trip to the mushroom kingdom, hmm? me watching from behind a tree 100 feet away as the adoring crowd laughs: no one bats a thousand forever, funnyman. no one.

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Why would u call something honeydew if it's just honey flavor and not melon flavor ???

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[Shark Tank] Me: I STARTED A COMPANY THAT MAKES TEMPORARY BREAST IMPLANTS Mark Cuban: why are you yelling Me: TA-TAS FOR NOW Mark Cuban: I’ll give you one billion dollars

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🔥😏🔥

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My phone updated without my permission last night and I hate it

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Today a dog peed on the table while I was drying them so I like put them up and cleaned it up no problem but then everyone started crowding like "omg it's ok it's not our fault 🥺" like?? Did I do anything to make seem like I thought it was? Or is this one of those times that people say the opposite

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that’s Popular With Friends

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Don’t tell me to trust my gut. That’s where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest

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Hey girl, you in a cult?

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There is EdIzzy all around for those with eyes to see

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NGL i would be way more willing to drive if i could have something like this

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"forg"

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Spock does not deserve to be disrespected like this

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I feel like I learned this when she passed away and forgot again but I'm finally watching the Peewee documentary and was struck once again with the "MS YVONNE IS CHARLIES MOM??" realization

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