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The Space Age Mage - he/hers, somewhere in the American Midwest. Lover of space science, creative endeavors, occultism/theology, ancient history, cats, shitposts, and more.
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This is going to pale in comparison to my 2028 pamphlet after I end up in the Labor Department: You Will Accept The Pronouns Or You Will Be Unemployed

my notifications are the notifications of horus, my notifications are the notifications of seth, my notifications are the notifications of dun-awy, and my bluesky notifications are among them

I love Illinois.

"i asked grok" "i asked chagpt" yeah well I asked a rare books librarian and they found things I didn’t even know I was looking for, while answering questions about provenance

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?

Hermes bags are so yesterday.

AOC during Zohran for Mayor rally: "There are people out there who say, 'If you go out and make this endorsement, your political career will be over.' And to that I say: I don't care. We will never get to a better place if everyone is just worried about themselves. If it's over, so be it."

My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics

The thief has been found! His name is Guðmundur Pedro and Nettó gave him a bag full of dried fish.

The front page of today's Chicago Tribune. Read the e-edition here: chicagotribune.com/enewspaper

Smart analysis of the No Kings protests estimates roughly 4-6 million people protested Trump across America yesterday. The anti-Trump resistance is unprecedented, and exceeds his first term. www.gelliottmorris.com/p/no-kings-d...

man, this has got to be a golden age for pre-teens who are just champing at the bit to use the f word

Probably my favorite tifo ever and hearing Allianz roar as it went up got me choked up.

It’s bleak out there, but it’s heartening to know millions of people from all walks of life took the time to ruin one specific persons birthday, America’s hater spirit remains strong

Oh I forgot to tell y’all my favorite sign, which was held by a kid so tiny I could not get a close up without getting her in the pic, but it said All Cops Are Buttheads And she was proudly telling everyone she came up with it. I love her and her clearly-delighted-with-her dad 😂

The world is a dumpster fire. Inevitably the flames cast their shades on Bluesky as well. So just to brighten up people's feeds a bit, I am resurrecting old threads. Let's start with: "Late Roman take on James Bond movies" 1. From Raetia with Love.

For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground And tell sad stories of the death of kings: How some have been depos’d, some slain in war, Some haunted by the ghosts they have deposed, Some poisoned by their wives, some sleeping kill’d,

this is the most angry anyone has ever been at me online, he was so mad leading up to the 2020 election on a music forum. i did respond and he crashed out even more lmao. (too long for alt text to fit i am sorry)

When you honor your dick, it will take care of you. It’ll provide in a supernatural way. Keep doing the right thing. Keep honoring it. It is your source. Tune into Joel’s message today! "When Your Dick Moves Fast."

Dude's wanted a military parade for himself for years and he finally makes it happen and turnout is worse than at a medium sized city's farmers market on a rainy day while like 2% of the entire country went out to protest his bullshit

it's one thing to know they're weak, it's another to see their weakness demonstrated so obviously and so publicly as to show the average observer that _everyone_ knows they're weak

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the strolling of the dudes They ambled up the street today before the crowds so few There wasnt much to see maybe an abram tank or two This parade is kinda mid Glory glory what a bullshit way to serve

QUEER JOY IS RESISTANCE NO KINGS, MOTHERFUCKERS

Shout out to all the small town protestors. You are all braver than the troops and I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

imagine having to sit through a whole boring ass parade as an elderly tv addict with no inner life

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

This is many times smaller a crowd than that of a screening of Ghostbusters in Millennium Park, Chicago in 2014 I went to where Harold Ramis's son addressed the crowd while very high

At a certain point, one of my grown kids & I stopped at a McDonalds, used the bathroom, ate some fries, waited for the other kid + other parent (aka The Husband), and FULLY THIRTY-FIVE MINUTES LATER WE ALL REJOINED THE MARCH IN PROGRESS.

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Trump looking absolutely inconsolable at his fascist-themed 79th birthday party which no one turned up to other than those who had to because he's their boss.

Nobody there but scammers. Incredible Fyre Festival vibes.

This is America.

lmaoo never gets old

1m people allegedly in boston today. the scale of this is just crazy. i think record-breaking www.wcvb.com/article/more...

This is AMAZING

one deep along constitution avenue is hilarious.

Hundreds, maybe more, in Des Plaines, Illinois. The middle of this country fucking hates this guy.

At the Urbana No Kings - hard to capture the size but it’s huge. Probably 2-3x the size of the one in March.

Bravo Chicago

The American people, in their righteous might, will win through to absolute victory.