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October Rust by Type O Negative enthusiast somewhere in italy
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While fighting with the maid my butler threw the nice plastic chalices to the ground

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Inviting you to a party that has not been planned or will be planned and it will never happen but you just get invited to it for the sake of inclusion

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

do you want a like for your post bro

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

I'm like hella motherfricking sorry dude

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

bro let's sneak out of the house while mom and dad are sleeping so we can go to the party, the guys said they were gonna talk to the girls about quantum physic

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Confusion

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

my wife is queefing herself to sleep

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Crazy news, guys, we're gonna have ice cream on the good china!!

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Toast water

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

Drinking a carrot

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crap feces

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

bro let's write "xtreme badass" on our sk8boards so the guys at the skate park know we mean business

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I want to cuss but "fuck" isn't a cool word anymore, even grandma uses it

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

now i'm feeling so fly like a jpeg

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Doctor time: one minute of crying makes you consume 1.3 calories, so if you were to cry for 192 minutes you would consume approximately 250 calories, which is what you get out of a cup of beans

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

that's smurftastic bro

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

planet smurf

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