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somegreybloke.bsky.social
Animator, occasional scriptwriter & director
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You people who aren't depressed, how do you manage that then?

"why doesn't Bluesky have its own Grok" well because the human users already bring up completely unrelated human rights atrocities in your mentions for no reason

everything's so relentlessly shit and is only going to get worse forever lmao I'm so depressed

everything's so relentlessly shit and is only going to get worse forever lmao I'm so depressed

My phone pushed a news alert at me from a website called "Sustainability Times". Every single image on its website is AI generated. Possibly the text as well, seeing as the 3 journalists listed as contributers don't seem to exist.

I wanna create cakes at home, my own special self-made cakes. To achieve this I will put tariffs on all the baking ingredients and equipment I need to make those cakes, that’ll show ‘em! Who? I dunno. Them. The ones cheating me out of fair cakes or something.

Do you think that cats who don't really like hanging out with humans look down on the cats that do?

Netflix's new Astérix series is fantastic

“every border implies the violence of its maintenance” includes gender

This is profoundly, the most disturbing story I've ever read. Elon Musk believes his children are a legion and he needs to make as many babies as possible before the apocalypse. He has a breeding fetish mixed with a messianic doomsday cult obsession. archive.ph/H7U2a

youtu.be/4WnNL67PEKU?...

Using ChatGPT, I recreated Sam Altman as a Simpsons character! Amazing what this tech can do

Just added an Ewok picnic to my Redbubble collection www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/169481571

If you haven't seen it, last week I wrote and performed five poems that were entirely unrelated to each other. One of the poems is a rap where I say the words "I'm a sexual confection with a flesh and blood erection" and that's not even the most unsettling bit of it. youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...

TV show pitch: Below Deck, but instead of going on a subsidised cruise the prospective guests are lined up in front of a ditch and machine gunned (sorry it's just that I'm watching Below Deck)

Wish I could be this optimistic

Well. This is what I did on Monday. A series of poems unrelated to Shrek 5 of them in fact. The gingerbread man one is...somewhat spicy (Filmed at and by the lovely @theacms.bsky.social. Book tickets for their shows!!) youtu.be/qFB60vNBdYA?...

Hard to be a god, Aleksei German/Strugatsky brothers. One of the best films ive seen, hands down. A sci fi mystery detective film meets the most brutal dark age setting. It follows a scientist tasked with uncovering why a planet has not progressed past a dark age- its people, and others like him.

First Night in the City

Maybe so, but allow me to explain why this approach couldn't possibly work in any other pla- *chokes to death on my own smug cuntishness*

come on this was a solid joke