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Quotes from @snapcube.gay & Friends' Real-Time Fandub Sonic videos. Run by @curt.dog Also runs @feshpincebot.bsky.social
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(Blaze) Huh? I thought I heard a cat or something. I dunno.

(Blaze) Is that what a house looks like? Oh my god! This place is amazing! Where am I, the future? ... (Blaze) ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪

(Blaze) ♪ All around me are familiar Blazes ♪ ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪ ♪ Worn-out Blazes ♪

(Silver) Ah! Oh. Oh my gosh, this is- Is that what a...tree looks like? That's beautiful. Wait… (♫ Mad World Instrumental ♫) (Silver) Is that a rock too? Fuck yeah! This place rules!

(Shadow) (gasp) (Rouge) What? (Shadow) Sorry, I thought I heard a cat. (Rouge) Oh, yeah.

(Shadow) Y'know, you say that like it's a threatening thing, but have you ever seen a gamer in real life before? (Rouge) No, but they have-- they talk big shit.

(Shadow) YES! The ultimate soundtrack for the ultimate game! (Rouge) Inspired! This is going to be the best game that's ever been made. We're going to be rich, Shadow. Absolutely rich. All the gamers. All the gamers will be on our side. We'll have an army of gamers to take on the world with.

(Shadow) (dooting the Pumpkin Hill theme)

(Rouge) Come on. Shadow, you gotta be in this with me. (Shadow) You're right. And I know just the backing music. (Rouge) Aaaand recording, go.

(Rouge) We found it! This is it. This is where we make our breakthrough. We're going to make a game. We're gonna combine all the battle royales and make a battle royale better than Fortnite ever was.

(Rouge) I'm so confused. All my Fortnite save files are gone! (Shadow) We found the computer room!

(Rouge) No, this can't be the future of Fortnite. It's the best game of 2018. (Shadow) Yeah, but this is like, 20, like, 99 or something. …like 99 tetri– Why is it black and white?

(Rouge) Where the fuck are we? (Shadow) This is the future that zoomers want, Rouge. This is the future of Fortnite.

(Elise) Oh. (Sonic) You're heavy.

(Sonic) Hmm, robots in the sky! (Tails) Robots in the sky? This is just like that dream I had once about robots in the sky. (Sonic) Tell it to us in excruciating detail, Tails. (Tails) Well, it was a whole dream-- bye! (Ryan) You fucking knew that was coming, you asshole.

(Robot) NAAAANTS INGONYAMAAAA BAGITHI BABA

(Sonic) PUBG's old news, Eggman! (Tails) Yeah, Eggman, you lame-o! (Sonic) Tetris 99's where it's at!

(Eggman) Now, you can either give her up and we play PUBG together OR... …you can stay down here and wrestle in your Fortnite, or whatever the kids are playing now.

(Tails) Oh no, look out! (Eggman) I have you both-- all of you trapped here.

(Elise) I need a hug. (Sonic) Your legs, are they okay? They look really sunburnt. (Elise) Oh, well, you know… (Sonic) Yeah, I do.

(Sonic) Elise! (Tails) Hi! (Elise) H-How'd you get up here, guys? (Sonic) Nuh-uh! Oh!

(Elise) I really would like to eat, but there's-- huh?

(Elise) Ughhh... Maybe if I-- if I keep thinking really hard, my hands will get clean.

(Mephiles) Give me back my thing. You see, I had to trap Sonic in the hell dimension 'cause he disrespected gamers. If you-- If you still-- Anyway, welcome to my purple orb, it's time to go.

(Silver) Oh my god! That looked like it hurt. What do you think, Blaze? …Blaze? (Blaze) I didn't see it.

(Sonic) OH! OH MY GOD!! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

(Mephiles) These are all the new maps that they've added, and that's a newspaper. (Blaze) Have you ever actually interacted with a woman in your life, Mephiles? (Mephiles) That doesn't matter. Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7. (Silver) It's so cool. Can I add it to my rock collection?

(Mephiles) That's the difference between you and I, Silver the Hedgehog. I'm an alpha gamer f– (Scout loses it) (cast laughing) (Mephiles) Anyway, where we– Where we droppin', boys?

(Mephiles) That just makes you a beta cuck.

(Silver) Well, I'm not a gamer, so maybe they'll respect me!

(Mephiles) It's not as pleasant as you'd think. They don't treat you like a friend. They treat you like an item. Sometimes I wish I could be more than just an accessory to these women, but unfortunately, as a gamer, I don't get respect.

(Silver) I'd like to be in the friend zone. I'd like friends.

(Mephiles) Well, you see, it's a gamer pad. Not many girls come in here cuz I get friendzoned so frequently. But that's okay.

(Mephiles) Welcome to my house. As you can see, I've knocked over many chairs because I get so tilted at the towers. (Silver) This isn't really tilted or a tower...

(Mephiles) Mine is because I play so much Fortnite. I stay up late and go to Tilted Towers. (Scout, aside) I don't actually play Fortnite. I don't know any other places...

(Mephiles) I, too, have insomnia, but unlike you mine is not caused by depression. (Silver) Hey, that's not– ...Well, yes, I am depressed. Okay.

(Mephiles) Hey, gamers. Were you talking about Fortnite? No, I'm not even gonna pretend you were talking about Fortnite. I just really love bringing up my favorite game whenever I can.

(Silver) Oh, I just wanna sleep, Blaze. I'm so tired of taking melatonin. It makes me tired all the time. (Blaze) Oh, I fuckin' feel you there, buddy. Insomnia, am I right?

(Blaze) I know, and you angst so much about it.

(Silver) Well, I just always want to sleep, you know. I'm tired all the time. I hate it. 'Cause then when I try to go to sleep, I--I can't.

(Silver) I can't believe we ate the who~ole thi~ng… (Blaze) I know, I'm stuffed. I could use a nap, Silver.

(Blaze) ...and then we ate it.

(Blaze) There it is: the Grand Slam! The Grandest Slam of them all - (Grand Slam) It is I, the Grand Slam! (Silver) I'm gonna savor every morsel of this. Let's go! (Grand Slam) You will not consume me. I will have both of your souls ingested in the Grand Slam!

(Blaze the Cat) Silver! (Silver) Huh? (Blaze) Silver! The Denny's is that way. (Silver) Finally, a Grand Slam! Let's go! (Blaze) Save a cheese melt for me, Silver!

(Silver the Hedgehog) Okay, so.. Google Maps said the Denny's would be just around this corner. Denny's? Augh! Get out.. of my way please! Thank you!

(Blue) We just got fucking Thanos'd. What the shit? (Alfred) This game is awful. (Ryan) We just disappeared!

(Mephiles) Here, come to my house. C'mon, let's just go. (Rouge) Wha--! (Mephiles) To my house.

(Mephiles) (snort laughs) Look at this orb. Inside you'll see the future. In your future, it looks like you'll kiss seven girls. How lucky for you. I learned this a few minutes ago. (Shadow) Joke's on you! If you were a true copy of me, you'd know I'm gay.

(Shadow) I can, um, kick your ass. Right now. (Mephiles) (Minecraft zombie growl) Let me get a good smell of you, little boy. (deep congested breathing) (Shadow) No. Okay. You have to... gonna have to back up.