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sonotthekraken.bsky.social
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Modern AU Stede Bonnet

Inspired by several shitposts, voilà

AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN

Google Photos can identify me in haunt makeup just fine, but I gotta give it up to the AI for thinking these are all the same person that is a completely different entity separate from me, myself, the person in these photos. Good job. No notes. #ofmd #ofmdcosplay #edteachcosplay

Also, re: childhood pics, I recently discovered something fun. After being unable to find my childhood pics in my Google Photos, nor my #ofmdcosplay photos, it turns out Photos made a *separate profile* for my Blackbeard pics, and my kid pics were in there *also.* That just feels right to me idk.

Everyone making those posts with pics of them as kiddos saying "this is who runs this account" is healing my inner child. I was bullied terribly and felt very alone when I was little, and I just shared my pic of little me thinking, "look at all the friends they have now." Thanks #ofmd fandom 💜🏴‍☠️

This is who runs this account! 😁🩷

i open a spreadsheet for work. i feel the well of despair rising within me. i tab over to google docs. i carefully type out "stede loves getting rawdog creampied". i ponder the words. i close google docs. i go back to the spreadsheet for work, rejuventated.

I know a lot of folks like this account. But this is a wild, and unhelpful, exaggeration--it's a resistance version of sean spicer. It veers into #resistanceporn and trades accuracy for clout, like other "blue maga" grifters on here. Pls consider finding other sources of inspiration/news/motivation

Eddie Teach, hanging out at the beach 💜🏴‍☠️⛱️ Life update: I found a job! Just waiting for my background check to clear (it takes a while when you go to school outside the US). Just y'all wait, as soon as I have income again, I am ATTACKING the gay pirate Ko-fis and merch shops.

have you seen them kiss today

OFMD au, OFMD au

Cat shadow! 🐱🐾 (he's bored) #OFMDfanart

Having fun with @captaincharlemagne.bsky.social 's pirate themed fridge poetry magnets :3 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

It actually might be even more excellent than usual. Vagueposting for a reason. Cross fingies for me please.

thinking about her* today *the little fern that flourished aboard the revenge 🥹

Happy first demon day of pride month 🏳️‍🌈✨

In Louisiana now with @captaincharlemagne.bsky.social and the wee potato lads #ofmdpotats #PotatsOnTour

Today IS THE DAY! Eddie and I are hitting the road for New Orleans, the first leg of our journey to Florida! We still need help, so if you can, share and donate! The movers increased the cost of the move by $2k on the fly, so we are working through it! #movinghelp #gofundme gofund.me/8b3780e3

Ooof. Today was rough. Movers decided to upcharge me while on-site and we had to scramble. Still needing all the help and good vibes we can get. @sonotthekraken.bsky.social and I are at our hotel for the night before we start driving tomorrow. #moving gofund.me/8b3780e3

Did I really come back to bsky just in time for #FallFrontFriday? I didn't know that was a thing, but I am so glad it is - and I can contribute :3 Amazing pants made exclusively for my rear by @captaincharlemagne.bsky.social #ofmdcosplay #edteachcosplay #ofmd #longliveofmd #ourflagmeansdeath

hey I'm back, what did I miss? did we get s3 yet?