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sophist.bsky.social
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Sheriff: this town ain't big enough fer the both of us The Obsequious Cowboy: I think we can make it work

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

face down ass up that's the way I'm in bed tucked

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

embossing many powerful spells and incantations on a roll of tinfoil wrapping it around myself and standing on my roof

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

loosing a bunch of arrows roughly in the direction of my enemies who are hundreds of miles away

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

youre gonna suck whatever I pull out this sleeve (proceeds to pull out 28ft of knotted together handkerchiefs)

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

accidentally took the dick station gas pill 😩

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

when Natasha Bedingfield said release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin... I felt that

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

knuckle tattoo NUCK TATS

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

my uncle says he was in Vietnam but I think it must have been Laos or Burma or something because he only has like a 300 yard stare

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

My ocean economist buddy says nows the time to bet on the sand dollar

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

Drinking a concoction of bone broth and Gatorade I call Bonerade

submitted 69 days ago • 1 comment

if hugs and kisses were fishes and wishes I'd still be all alone 😅

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

jacking off imagining Elon onboard this thing

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

hey I don't want to alarm anybody and I know this isn't how you wanted to start the new year, but I've just been informed that the floor is lava

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

usually I'm an atheist, but around this time of year I become deeply eggnogstic

submitted 178 days ago • 1 comment

just sleigh mogged these reindeer

submitted 180 days ago • 0 comments

Rudolph it's your fuckin nose can't you see it scares the hoes

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

just got my 23 and Me results and it turns out I am 100% neanderthal

submitted 182 days ago • 0 comments

Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

need a stripper with a heart of gold to ruin my life

submitted 184 days ago • 1 comment

if my cloak is scaring some hoes, those are the hoes I want to be scared

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

mouse nietzsche: thus squake zarathustra

submitted 202 days ago • 0 comments

beavers heard the word arboretum and thought it was arbor: eat 'em

submitted 203 days ago • 1 comment

oh, is there a thanksball happening today? 😏

submitted 205 days ago • 1 comment

dry hands, wet heart

submitted 208 days ago • 0 comments

incredible thrift store find in montreal

submitted 208 days ago • 2 comments

Doppelganger? we barely know 'er!

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

bro last night was an atmospheric psychological thriller with homoerotic undertones

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

follow me on bluesky

submitted 218 days ago • 1 comment

cut open a lemon but didn't end up needing it

submitted 221 days ago • 1 comment

sober wizard sipping a 0.5% potion

submitted 223 days ago • 0 comments

I need to start posting here more fr

submitted 227 days ago • 1 comment

it's all happening on bsky

submitted 247 days ago • 0 comments

(throwing your hardboiled egg at the wall) i said JAMMY yolks!!

submitted 382 days ago • 0 comments

you're telling me a bluesky sent this DM?

submitted 393 days ago • 0 comments

nah dawg why you gonna bring something called "deviled" eggs to a Christmas party it is literally a celebration of the baby Christ 😭😭

submitted 557 days ago • 0 comments