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Homeless guy came in, asking everyone for money. Didn't leave until an old woman gave him a dollar and told him to get a job. An hour or two later, he comes back and tries to steal our bike that we use for deliveries.

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Holy fuck the secret service must be having a hell of a day

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Guy came in, wanted frozen fish food. Told him we didn’t have any. He asks what kind of frozen food we do have. We have for cats & dogs I tell him. “My fish can’t eat that!” He starts to leave and says “have a nice day you sack of shit” I almost died laughing.

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@bestfriendsanimals.bsky.social sent me a pet safe microwaveable cake for adopting Riley. Riley liked the frosting, I liked the cake, but found the paw shaped sprinkles a tad hard.

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It looks like Fortnite players have already gotten AI Darth Vader to say fuck

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average comment section in 2025

submitted 23 days ago • 533 comments

Please enjoy this stock photo the local CBS affiliate chose for a story about traffic this summer

submitted 26 days ago • 514 comments

"Can you name a person saved by Luigi Mangione?" Apparently, yes.

submitted 27 days ago • 14 comments

Hey @justinbrannan.bsky.social , having someone break into your building to promote you is a good fucking way to have said whole building to NOT vote for you.

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Fostering wasn’t working out, so I went back to what worked before, adopting from Best Friends Animal Society. This is Riley. She’s eight years old, fat, and soft and sweet. Kinda hates me right now as she did NOT want to go into a carrier.

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Closing up the store for the day, guy comes up trying to sell us his legitimately obtained medical supplies. I tell him I’m good, but the cops a few feet away from us might be interested. He got pissed off at that, for some reason. 😆

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Person I’m kicking out of the store for trying to sell stolen stuff to everyone: I’ll kick you ass you white BITCH! The same person: is barely able to hold themselves up on their walker

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#DaredevilBornAgainFinale #DaredevilBornAgain Ridiculous, how can we be expected to believe Kingpin can use his elected office to be so blatantly criminal? glances at current American news Ya know, I watch things to get away from miserable reality?

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On the C, a bunch of ten year olds on a school trip come on. Figure they're going to the Museum of Natural History like every other kid on the train. Only they get off at Chambers Street, because their trip was to the 9/11 Memorial and Museum.

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Red Wave

submitted 66 days ago • 194 comments

Customer came up to me to complain that I was getting fat, and that I better not steal his credit card information. If I wasn't so keen on staying employed, I could of mentioned how he has fewer teeth than fingers.

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Our open letter response to the #USCommerceDept and #POTUS

submitted 68 days ago • 49 comments

The stupidity in Trump’s new tariffs is apparently limitless. He has introduced a 10% tariff on the British Indian Ocean Territory. The only inhabited island there is Diego Garcia, home to US service personnel. TRUMP HAS PUT A TARIFF ON A US MILITARY BASE 🤡

submitted 68 days ago • 159 comments

Donald Trump just put a 10 percent tariff on the Heard Island and McDonald, which has a population of zero people and is inhabited only by penguins.

submitted 68 days ago • 106 comments

Saw a polydactyl human on the subway the other day, and it basically looked like someone attached a Nike swoosh onto his thumb.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

MAGNIFICENTS. Thanks to my bosses for getting me this absolute unit of a dumpster fire and I guess being less mad at me than I thought.

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what's an irish swimmer's favorite stroke? margaret thatcher's

submitted 85 days ago • 65 comments

A building at work caught on fire twice in a twelve hour timeframe, and can this neighborhood please chill out.

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Yesterday a lady with a fresh scar &a belt on her head starts saying the Pledge of Allegiance. Customers I was helping leave, &Pledge Lady starts cursing them out. When they’re gone, Pledge Lady resumes the Pledge, &when she finishes does the sign of the cross &thanks me for being there,& leaves.

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I have Nintendo Online for a little bit now, so I can breed & trade special ball Pokemon. Let me know what you’d like and I’ll let you know what I’m looking for. Wall of shitty phone photos of my Switch, go! #Pokemon #ScarletViolet #PokemonScarletViolet

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

just wanna remind people that the person who snitched on luigi got none of the promised reward because of random technicalities. you have nothing to gain by being a rat.

submitted 98 days ago • 106 comments

ZELENSKYY: Putin broke the ceasefire. What kind of diplomacy, JD, are you speaking about? VANCE: I think it's disrespectful to come into the Oval Office and try to litigate this in front of the American media

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