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NBAThreads resident Jazz fan. (Trust me, I only LOOK like a MAGA POS.) Would DIE for Archie and the Utah Mammoth 🦣
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Ant TALKS like he's that guy. He LOOKS like he's that guy. But he's not that guy, pal.

Rudy Gobert conference finals appearances- 2. Donovan Mitchell conference finals appearances- 0.

The Nuggets would have a dynasty if not for MAGA Porter jr.

Donovan Mitchell. 🤷‍♂️

Went from ready for a Flagg jersey on day one to hoping he busts like a virgin on prom night.

The NBA is the most rigged ass shit I've ever seen.

🦣🦣🦣🦣🦣🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

NBA fans will watch Rudy Gobert just get beat honestly, but with his whole heart, but watch Donovan Mitchell choke year after year and think Rudy is the whole problem. Because highlights.

SO GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY FOR RUDY FUCKING GOBERT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!!!!

Can't wait for Adam Silver's favorite team to turn Rui and Gabe Vincent into Giannis.

Street Clothes may wanna beat that traffic though.

Ahhh, beautiful Northern Utah. Will it be in the 50s? 80s? 30s with snow? Yes! It will be all of it!

Look, Minnesota needs this win. Utah needs this L. There's no reason we can't come together on this.

Oh, I fucking do. I derive joy. I came.

Was Taylor Jenkins dating Nia Long?! Because something stinks in Memphis.

I think the Utah Hockey Club boys know this season isn't the one. But man, what a bright future.

Draymond Green is gonna fuckin bitch about getting hit in the nuts? Draymond Green?

It's kinda funny how no one is shoving Luka/LeBron/Bronny highlights down my throat tonight...

I might drive a POS 20yo Chrysler Pacifica, but the fucking metal doesn't fucking fall off of it.

Utah Hockey Club right now:

Bronny James is straight ass. Sorry, not sorry. That dude is NOT an NBA player.

TEND YOUR FUCKING GOAL, VEGGIE!!!