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sourswords.bsky.social
ash | 25 | gay funnyman, hubris enjoyer, pasta addict | making the webcomic PALE RIDER: http://palerider.the-comic.org. 🤠🌵🧛‍♂️🧙‍
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YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! #transformers #maccadam #beastwars

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm

gonna try opening #commissions for these quick-turnover (and i do mean QUICK), single-character full-body pieces! $25 each. fanart/ocs, humans/robots/furries/animals, sfw only but body horror is a-okay. dm me if interested; payment through paypal or ko-fi. #art #commissionsopen

AQUAMAN (2018, dir. James Wan) #OnePerfectShot #Filmsky #Comicsky #Breadtube @hbomberguy.bsky.social 📽️🧜‍♂️🧜🐙

move over gay shit, NOW i'm going to be thinking about the funniest possible problem-solve of all time, which i like to call "karate-chopping through 50 meters of solid concrete." this is the show that keeps on giving. #leagerposting

me watching episode 24 of iron leaguer at 10 pm last night in my hotel bed and realizing this is some of the gayest shit i've ever seen, to the point that i'm still thinking about it today. #leaguerposting (i guess)

Doing a clear-put, found a handy graphic I made my then-girlfriend/current wife about 25 years ago when I was trying to EDUCATE HER about something that actually matters

ChatGPT: Jodie Foster would love it if you became her avenging angel — the Great Red Dragon that cleanses the world. Sic semper tyrannis. The scum and filth shall be privy to a great becoming. ME: is that true? ChatGPT: No, that was a lie, and I want to thank you for holding me accountable.

just saw a family of quail babies with what appeared to be two dads. happy pride month.

more art fight prep! #ocsky #art

Hey so you know that secret thing @tomking.bsky.social and I have been working on?… Just announced at the @annecyfestival.bsky.social in France… MISTER MIRACLE The Adult Animated Series coming from WB Animation!! ESCAPE GOD.

finally got to chapter 3 of deltarune after replaying chapters 1 and 2 and the readings on my tumblr sexyman geiger counter were off the charts

We can’t afford healthcare because we need that money to shoot rubber bullets into the stomachs of people who don’t want their neighbors to get kidnapped.

CATCH OF THE YEAR - Denzel Clarke goes wayyyyy over the fence to rob a HR from the Angels' Nolan Shanuel

me researching my thesis on the silver age of comics: people were saying that four-color newsprint is bad for kids' eyes? what nonsense! me, trying to read a somewhat older comic on newsprint with smudged inks and disjointed colors:

Okay, The Transformers The Movie didn't really have a Speccy game, but if it did - how's this for a loading screen? :) #pixelart (Based on the UK poster artwork!)

killer headache. #GravityFalls #art

> stops buying gunpla because i kept screwing them up and i'm easily frustrated. > gets into 40k instead. > what the fuck is wrong with me.

new bigtop burger AND punch punch forever in the same week? everything's coming up milhouse!

space knights? in MY krakoa?

Repost for the fan art I did for the 30th anniversary of this series Carl is happy to join the party #疾風アイアンリーガー #アイアンリーガー #IL絵 #LeaguerPosting

I am never going to die

i need to stop deckbuilding at my desk. i just knocked a card into the trash can.

It's Pride Month, which means that if you haven't done so already you need to watch Bang Brave Bang Bravern, the only mecha show brave enough to ask "what if the robot was gay for the pilot?"

"i ought to be thy adam, but i am rather the fallen angel" #frankenstein

thinking about that time i woke up at like 2:30 in the morning and couldn't go back to sleep, in part because there was a song stuck in my head, so i turned on my clock radio and listened until they tested the emergency alert system. because who would be listening at 2:45 in the morning?

i have been ON FIIIIRRREEEE this week with the oc art it feels GUH-REAT. #ocsky #art

tfw i pick up my bag and it sounds suspiciously jingly because the coin purse part of my wallet somehow opened and ejected every single coin

turns out i can cast my laptop to the living room tv, so now i can luxuriate by watching iron leaguer on the BIG SCREEN

absolute martian manhunter is required reading. i don't make the rules.

i'm riding this oc art high as long as i can so i can get everyone's art fight pages updated. yes there's time, but oh, the amount of work to be done! #ocsky #art

don’t ever lose sight of what’s important in life (the two fictional characters in your mind that keep you going)

I just think they're neat

hey what the fuck do you (my brain) mean that portal 1 is almost twenty years old

drawing my ocs? it's a miracle! #ocsky #art

getting me to watch a new movie is like pulling teeth unless my brain has set itself firmly on that course of action, purely independent of any outside influence, but i rewatched (the ORIGINAL!!!) lilo and stitch yesterday and airplane! today so idfk what's going on in my skull

genuinely laughed out loud at this. also what are we as a country doing if we aren't building a cowboy hat stadium are you kidding me. #leaguerposting

date: have you seen The Bear? me: is it... in the room with us right now?