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Pilot of the helicopter filming focusing instead on his failing marriage

I'd *like* to be extremely concerned about the marines being deployed to an American city and the scientific committee that determines vaccine schedules being disbanded, but I'm gonna hold off until the Distraction Knowers give the okay

what do these nazi pigs think they’re doing in LA? every one of our skate kids is the joker

If I was high and saw this guy I would die of fright like in the Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark books

Webcomic creators I like often follow a general rule that the funnier their comics are the more deadly serious all of their social media posts and interactions, including joke posts, are

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

I love that an angle of Celine Song's Materialists is 2 men will go to the ends of the earth to land a shallow 35 year old urbanite who smokes cigarettes. They simply must have a stinky queen.

oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?

The guy who does the voice of Obi Wan in clone wars plays Daniel Webster in this movie declaring that America was Intelligently Designed by God™

There is a brand placement in the Tim Robinson movie "Friendship" that is not only hilarious in its own right but is a rare example of being genuinely funnier than if they had come up with their own fake thing instead.

It's antisocial to lock your doors at night, says the burglar

This is a type of posting cancer that I fear has seeped into the bones of this place

Sounds deeply obnoxious, like a memory foam mattress that is nothing but give and can't be broken in to retain a shape. Also you're a notorious asshole who should be run out of every industry

Anyway 🖊️🦑