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Ed, the pet zebra that broke free and was running loose in Tennessee, has been captured and air-lifted to safety. Oh buddy, how you enjoyed it while you could.

outside the fed, downtown los angeles

this sheep doesn’t have much wool

there are three canadian geese outside vigilantly guarding a single duckling

Sandia Crest trail 👍👍👍

king shit

I know the gestapo is busy trying to fight their way out of the Home Depot parking lot and the president wants to call in the national guard but please enjoy some livestock

cool zone time we’re now approaching Refrigeration Station

Ahead of the curve

broke the social contract with my dog by leaving her alone twice in one day

touching grass & sheep

these are weird looking sheep

being a cenobite seems not worth it at all i don’t ever want to be summoned

To be fair it's easy to be vindicated when your commitment is "the border Gestapo are evil and should not exist" Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

heartwarming scenes 💖

found him

traversing the high desert in search of sheep

when i say im learning spanish this is what i mean btw

Well this couldn’t have come at a better time www.bbc.com/news/article...

logging on

they’re saying kill the boer. they’re saying it, lots of people actually. my people say Mr Trump we can’t possibly kill the boer. but i say hang on. hang on. [turns to the side, performative shrug] I can kill the boer, right? [pause for applause] but we’re gonna do it and it’ll be bigger than ever

just think of all the frantic podcasts being recorded as we sit here and scroll. think of how they’ll all become irrelevant in under an hour when the next batshit thing drops. what a time

O Lord, they fight! I will go call the watch.

ICE getting to the Starbase Texas sex compound to deport Elon Musk:

sometimes I regret warping my brain being so online. but not today. oh no, not today.

drake and kendrick lamar except they’re holding all of us hostage

PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP YOU SHOULD BAN TWITTER

OH HO HO HO HO HO HOOOOOOOO- *wheezing cough*

oh ho ho ho ho ho ho

TRUTH BOMB 💣 this guy is a Pedophile. I also made him President

Omg

I’m stealing Assoured, Nausaged, and Sadsad

I am begging the democrats to shut up and let trump and elon fight. this could be once in a century entertainment

rip buzzfeed news, we would have pushed this

Let's go this is about to get so good

Frogman

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas? LUTNICK: Generally 10% DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8% LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

this takes me back to FTPing index dot html to push my new neopets fan site live