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The traditional 11th wedding anniversary gift is steel, so Rachel got me a steel chihuahua garden stake!! Muscles wanted everyone to know that he’s cuter.

My gorgeous and amazing wife isn’t on BlueSky, but I still want to celebrate her on this glorious Friday the 13th - which just so happens to be our 11th wedding anniversary!! She is, without a doubt, the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I’m so lucky I get to be her husband. 💚👰🏻💍

Four.

They grow up so fast.

Went to Monsterpalooza today, & out of the 20+ pictures Rachel & I took together, this is the only one she approves of. 😂😂 She looks amazing, natch, & I look, rather fittingly, like an old ghoul. Also, I saw my old pals from Vegas, Zach & Cash, who had a booth for their monster making biz! So rad!!

@davidwain.bsky.social used to post hilarious #minorsignchanges on IG. I mean, he probably still does but I don’t see them anymore since I deactivated my account. Anyway, I figured I’d keep the magic alive over here…

Muscles forever waiting for me to get out of the shower. This old boy is stuck to me like glue and it warms my dumb little heart.

Look at this smiling lad! This is my new pal Tony! Just met him today - he’s new at the rescue but I already love him. This lil dude is such a gentle, well behaved boy and anyone would be lucky to have him. He’s available for adoption NOW. Go adopt him so I can keep being friends with him.

Had some time this weekend to make a little memorial for my buddy, AL. This is on the side of my house where he took his final nap. I know I’m not supposed to get attached to the stray cats I look after, but they didn’t choose to be strays, and they all deserve love.

Debatable.

Mr. Macaroni, a tale in four pictures.

They’ll need a crane.

They’re filming on our block again. The crew guy I chatted with told me they were filming the pilot for a spinoff of Snowfall. The house to the right of the sign (with the equipment in the driveway) was Gata’s house in Lil Dicky’s show, Dave (though it’s been painted a different color since then).

We had a very special guest show up on set for the final day of filming ‘Amityville Toothache!!’

Children’s Dentistry hits a little differently in North Hollywood.

Amityville Toothache, day 2! #amityvilletoothache #amityverseinfinity #crownedprinceproductions #srscinema

Do we think his parents couldn’t decide whether to name him Frank or Wayne, so they just went with both?

Today I met the biggest dog in the world! His name is Chase, and it should come as no surprise that I’ve fallen in love with him. He’s a big bumbling goof and he’s incredibly slobbery and sweet. Did I mention that I love him? Anywho, this giant rascal is available for adoption now so GO ADOPT HIM.

A homeless gentleman just said something as I walked by, but I couldn’t make out what he said (and I wasn’t even entirely sure he was speaking to me), so for some reason, in my unsure state I simply replied, “soap,” and kept walking. What is wrong with me?

Amy von Ammerthal! I love this gorgeous lady so much that she’s the ONLY doggo I’ve spent time with on my lunch break these past few weeks. If it were even remotely feasible, I would adopt her in a heartbeat. I’m so excited for her to find her forever home (even though I’ll miss her like crazy).

‘My shadow, Muscles.’ A series. Believe it or not, all these pictures were taken on different days. This is just how my sweet old pupper waits for me while I’m in the shower 🥹🥹🥹

🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

Day one on set for Amityville Toothache! (I’m not the Ryan that wrote the script, for whatever it’s worth). #amityvilletoothache #amityverseinfinity #crownedprinceproductions #srscinema

Spookins time!!

Wow! Now Tod got backstage passes to Kraftwerk! What the hell? Why didn’t I?

Muscles just scored backstage passed to Kraftwerk!!!

Took the day off to tend to my mental health after the nightmare that was yesterday. Felt good to get outside with my old boy.

You deserved a better life, AL. I hope you know I loved you (even though you wouldn’t let me pet you). Rest easy, pal. ❤️

Today was the Mondayest Monday in recent memory. Sheesh. The one bright spot? I got to see my sweet girl, Amy, who just wanted sit on a bench with me, lay in my lap, & get pets (we went on a nice long walk too). I love this girl so g.d. much. One of my friends needs to adopt her, toot suite.

If BlueSky let you add music to your posts I’d have Ween’s “Friends” playing as you view these lovely photos.

Watching Robot Ninja with my best dude.

While I haven’t been buying many records lately (I think I’ve only bought 3 since January), the new Mclusky album came out yesterday, so, duh.

Happy Cinco de Mayo.

I had a dream that I went to the cinema to see the new Mogwai movie. A bunch of families were there because they thought it was a new Gremlins film. They ended up being disappointed. Also, Mogwai didn’t even play live in the movie so the rest of us were disappointed too. @plasmatron.bsky.social

A what??? It’s wild they didn’t get a second take here.

May 3, 2025. The Wolf Man billboard on Santa Monica & Sawtelle is still up. The film opened in theatres January 17 & promptly disappeared, yet this giant advert remains. Every other billboard at this intersection has been changed multiple times since January, but not this bad boy. Wild.

Do you think the mom came into contact with some radioactive material or toxic waste or something while preggo and it caused her kids to be born with 4 feet? And do you think the additional feet replaced their hands? Or do they have 4 feet AND 2 hands? Lots of questions here.