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The traditional 11th wedding anniversary gift is steel, so Rachel got me a steel chihuahua garden stake!! Muscles wanted everyone to know that he’s cuter.

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My gorgeous and amazing wife isn’t on BlueSky, but I still want to celebrate her on this glorious Friday the 13th - which just so happens to be our 11th wedding anniversary!! She is, without a doubt, the best thing that’s ever happened to me and I’m so lucky I get to be her husband. 💚👰🏻💍

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Four.

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They grow up so fast.

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Went to Monsterpalooza today, & out of the 20+ pictures Rachel & I took together, this is the only one she approves of. 😂😂 She looks amazing, natch, & I look, rather fittingly, like an old ghoul. Also, I saw my old pals from Vegas, Zach & Cash, who had a booth for their monster making biz! So rad!!

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@davidwain.bsky.social used to post hilarious #minorsignchanges on IG. I mean, he probably still does but I don’t see them anymore since I deactivated my account. Anyway, I figured I’d keep the magic alive over here…

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Muscles forever waiting for me to get out of the shower. This old boy is stuck to me like glue and it warms my dumb little heart.

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Look at this smiling lad! This is my new pal Tony! Just met him today - he’s new at the rescue but I already love him. This lil dude is such a gentle, well behaved boy and anyone would be lucky to have him. He’s available for adoption NOW. Go adopt him so I can keep being friends with him.

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Had some time this weekend to make a little memorial for my buddy, AL. This is on the side of my house where he took his final nap. I know I’m not supposed to get attached to the stray cats I look after, but they didn’t choose to be strays, and they all deserve love.

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Debatable.

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Mr. Macaroni, a tale in four pictures.

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They’ll need a crane.

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They’re filming on our block again. The crew guy I chatted with told me they were filming the pilot for a spinoff of Snowfall. The house to the right of the sign (with the equipment in the driveway) was Gata’s house in Lil Dicky’s show, Dave (though it’s been painted a different color since then).

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We had a very special guest show up on set for the final day of filming ‘Amityville Toothache!!’

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Children’s Dentistry hits a little differently in North Hollywood.

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Amityville Toothache, day 2! #amityvilletoothache #amityverseinfinity #crownedprinceproductions #srscinema

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Do we think his parents couldn’t decide whether to name him Frank or Wayne, so they just went with both?

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Today I met the biggest dog in the world! His name is Chase, and it should come as no surprise that I’ve fallen in love with him. He’s a big bumbling goof and he’s incredibly slobbery and sweet. Did I mention that I love him? Anywho, this giant rascal is available for adoption now so GO ADOPT HIM.

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A homeless gentleman just said something as I walked by, but I couldn’t make out what he said (and I wasn’t even entirely sure he was speaking to me), so for some reason, in my unsure state I simply replied, “soap,” and kept walking. What is wrong with me?

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Amy von Ammerthal! I love this gorgeous lady so much that she’s the ONLY doggo I’ve spent time with on my lunch break these past few weeks. If it were even remotely feasible, I would adopt her in a heartbeat. I’m so excited for her to find her forever home (even though I’ll miss her like crazy).

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‘My shadow, Muscles.’ A series. Believe it or not, all these pictures were taken on different days. This is just how my sweet old pupper waits for me while I’m in the shower 🥹🥹🥹

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🤘🏼🤘🏼🤘🏼

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Day one on set for Amityville Toothache! (I’m not the Ryan that wrote the script, for whatever it’s worth). #amityvilletoothache #amityverseinfinity #crownedprinceproductions #srscinema

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Spookins time!!

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Wow! Now Tod got backstage passes to Kraftwerk! What the hell? Why didn’t I?

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Muscles just scored backstage passed to Kraftwerk!!!

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Took the day off to tend to my mental health after the nightmare that was yesterday. Felt good to get outside with my old boy.

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You deserved a better life, AL. I hope you know I loved you (even though you wouldn’t let me pet you). Rest easy, pal. ❤️

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Today was the Mondayest Monday in recent memory. Sheesh. The one bright spot? I got to see my sweet girl, Amy, who just wanted sit on a bench with me, lay in my lap, & get pets (we went on a nice long walk too). I love this girl so g.d. much. One of my friends needs to adopt her, toot suite.

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If BlueSky let you add music to your posts I’d have Ween’s “Friends” playing as you view these lovely photos.

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Watching Robot Ninja with my best dude.

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While I haven’t been buying many records lately (I think I’ve only bought 3 since January), the new Mclusky album came out yesterday, so, duh.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo.

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I had a dream that I went to the cinema to see the new Mogwai movie. A bunch of families were there because they thought it was a new Gremlins film. They ended up being disappointed. Also, Mogwai didn’t even play live in the movie so the rest of us were disappointed too. @plasmatron.bsky.social

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A what??? It’s wild they didn’t get a second take here.

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May 3, 2025. The Wolf Man billboard on Santa Monica & Sawtelle is still up. The film opened in theatres January 17 & promptly disappeared, yet this giant advert remains. Every other billboard at this intersection has been changed multiple times since January, but not this bad boy. Wild.

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Do you think the mom came into contact with some radioactive material or toxic waste or something while preggo and it caused her kids to be born with 4 feet? And do you think the additional feet replaced their hands? Or do they have 4 feet AND 2 hands? Lots of questions here.

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