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Boss: Hey did you get those pictures for the interview with the air traffic controller about how stressful the job is? Photographer: yep! Real sexy just like you asked boss. Boss: good…wait what.

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Me, revising a chapter of my book.

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Ah yes the sugar high that is *checks notes* getting medical conditions proper treatment.

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Here’s the thing: some students have always been like this, just insert different excuse or complaint. AI is just the latest trend in shortcut bad students take.

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I told my wife this because she couldn’t understand how smart people didn’t have more power or money in this country and I said you can’t have empathy and make a lot of money in America.

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I think about this line from Saving Private Ryan a lot ‘All we can do here is die.’ You can’t go back. You can’t stay frozen in the present. You must move forward.

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He does this as least once a day.

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‘No see if it’s a digital ledger of whose going to heaven that is kept by the community so you know that no death bed converts are getting…wait where are you going?’

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Screw Tom Holland doing Umbrella. This is the real "see it, retweet it."

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And do you even have a laptop that can conceivably be fixed? It’s becoming harder and harder to do that without the right gear and knowledge.

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Remove a letter, ruin a movie Er

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“America, your kids are spoiled. They need less. Anyways, here’s my solid gold house…”

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love you guys 🩷

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This was me cracking open Windows System Internals vol 1 for the first time.

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Zuck: The average America has three friends.

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This is my friend KRANCH THE DESTROYER OF FRIES SLAYER OF DOGS THE END OF ALL GRILLS

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Happy May Day

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Happy May Day! 🏴

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jesus christ

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These people saw Her but did not understand it at all….

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Just a reminder that many people in middle class conservative believe if you are poor it’s because you are lazy, stupid, or both. They also believe that swindling people to get wealth is not morally wrong, it’s just how you do business.

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Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

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If you take anything away from my post, I hope it's this:

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Important cat theology update

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Captain it's Wednesday

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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

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My dude Tourette’s was a joke in Deuce Bigelow. If fucking Rob Schneider knows it, then you must be dumb dumb.

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I guess I’ll go ahead and create a new beloved media franchise as a replacement for Harry Potter. It’s going to be called The Cool Anthony Chronicles and once I’m rich I’m going to become extremely terrible

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‘It’s a three cup of tea kinda day’ he says everyday.

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Me bursting into room suddenly: Wallbees My wife: wha…what!? Me, sputtering flame thrower to life: Wallbees

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hey you bees better not be making honey in my 15 amp service!!! my bees:

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This hits the feels, reminding me of night car rides home from visiting distant family , though I had the OG Gameboy and light adaptor.

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