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On a never-ending quest to bring back short basketball shorts, soft-launching this as a Philly sports account & Titus Forever

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if you attended college, you probably "stole" something from the school, dining hall dishes, loose bricks from the path, random signs from around campus, etc etc i'm just tellin u what i heard

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it's Wimbledon so you know what that means: Challengers soundtrack while i grind through this payroll & think about how hot everyone is in that movie

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If we as a society make it to 2030 it is so over for the rest of you bitches!

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@mbcnotnbc.bsky.social did you feel like the producers of Poop Cruise were pushing the bachelorette party group to talk about getting drunk? all that partying talk felt so forced

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i know we all talk a big game about weeks being the worst ever, but last week truly was abominable and i'm not going through that again, everyone has to be nice to me and not cause me any grief

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guess what, it's happening again!!!

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What on earth are all of you talking about?!

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TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

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The teens were fascinated by the fact that James and I attended college without smartphones. “What was it like?” … Me & James: it was great

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Teens at my parents’ house using the pool today (one of my cousins and her friend) so if I want to get in the pool I must interact with teens

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The Ham Limit

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James, giving the last bit of coffee in the coffeepot a good whiff: ugh, it's been sitting in there too long, smells all old and burnt up Me, chugging my third cup of coffee of the morning, that i just poured not 23 seconds ago: wuss

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from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - freeze frame and record scratch on mozart this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte

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This is all I could think of.

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i've had to go too many places the last few days, my goal for tomorrow is to go to my parents' house and only to my parents' house so i can swim in the pool & take advantage of additional adults being there for childcare reasons

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accidentally bought too many blueberries (did not know this was possible in my current life state) making this, will report back smittenkitchen.com/2024/05/perf...

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McDonald’s sandwich guy has evolved

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Ross stores should replace “Dress for Less” with “We Were on a Break! From High Prices!”

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Having a toddler is a lot of work but you also never have to worry if your watermelon will make it some safe

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This fall weather after a four day heat wave is tripping me the fuck out

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

People are talkin Paul Newman on the TL, please enjoy. Also what Newman’s Own products do you have at home? We have chocolate Newman-Os, which are better than Oreos imo

if you attended college, you probably "stole" something from the school, dining hall dishes, loose bricks from the path, random signs from around campus, etc etc i'm just tellin u what i heard

it's Wimbledon so you know what that means: Challengers soundtrack while i grind through this payroll & think about how hot everyone is in that movie

If we as a society make it to 2030 it is so over for the rest of you bitches!

@mbcnotnbc.bsky.social did you feel like the producers of Poop Cruise were pushing the bachelorette party group to talk about getting drunk? all that partying talk felt so forced

i know we all talk a big game about weeks being the worst ever, but last week truly was abominable and i'm not going through that again, everyone has to be nice to me and not cause me any grief

guess what, it's happening again!!!

What on earth are all of you talking about?!

TIRED: “learn to code!” WIRED:

The teens were fascinated by the fact that James and I attended college without smartphones. “What was it like?” … Me & James: it was great

Teens at my parents’ house using the pool today (one of my cousins and her friend) so if I want to get in the pool I must interact with teens

The Ham Limit

James, giving the last bit of coffee in the coffeepot a good whiff: ugh, it's been sitting in there too long, smells all old and burnt up Me, chugging my third cup of coffee of the morning, that i just poured not 23 seconds ago: wuss

from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - freeze frame and record scratch on mozart this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte

This is all I could think of.

i've had to go too many places the last few days, my goal for tomorrow is to go to my parents' house and only to my parents' house so i can swim in the pool & take advantage of additional adults being there for childcare reasons

accidentally bought too many blueberries (did not know this was possible in my current life state) making this, will report back smittenkitchen.com/2024/05/perf...

McDonald’s sandwich guy has evolved

Ross stores should replace “Dress for Less” with “We Were on a Break! From High Prices!”

Having a toddler is a lot of work but you also never have to worry if your watermelon will make it some safe

This fall weather after a four day heat wave is tripping me the fuck out

People are talkin Paul Newman on the TL, please enjoy. Also what Newman’s Own products do you have at home? We have chocolate Newman-Os, which are better than Oreos imo

Going to Wegmans, anyone need anything?

happy 5 year anniversary of shredded cheese sad wife to all who celebrate

mfw Big Pun says you couldn’t measure his dick with six rulers