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Explain to me why the world hasn't put Gwendoline Christie and Dave Bautista in a whodunnit action romcom for me yet?

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The 1st born asked, "when a baby gets stuck while being born, is it called constipation?" They added "because you know how kids are called little mm'mmms?" By the way, both my spouse's children are little shits. (Yes, I will blame him.)

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Me when mildly inconvenienced:

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Conservatives: Public Schools are making your kids gay/trans 🤡 Me: Public schools can't make my 6th grader to tell me to bake Blejska kremšnita BEFORE 9:30 pm on a Monday night. So they get Hrenovke v kvašenem testu instead. Yes, that is sausages in dough. It sounds fancier in Slovenian.

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If you see this, post a birb 🐤

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If you see this, post a bird

submitted 188 days ago • 8 comments

If you see this, post a bird #illustration #kidlitart #studioghibli #boyandtheheron

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

It’s my birthday today! If you could repost my artwork, it would be the perfect birthday present!

submitted 186 days ago • 126 comments

I’m here! Maybe this social media space will work out Here’s my first image I’ll post Graphite on moleskine paper

submitted 192 days ago • 9 comments

Mike Huckabee’s son hanged a dog. Sarah Palin’s son stood on one. Tomi Lahren kicks hers. Mitt Romney drove with his on the roof of his car. Ted Cruz abandoned his. Kristi Noem shot hers. In conclusion, Republicans are a bunch of dog-hating sociopaths.

submitted 185 days ago • 64 comments

"If a woman doesn't look woman enough to a Republican, they want to be able to inspect your genitals to use a bathroom? It's disgusting. Everyone should reject it completely... they're endangering women, they're endangering girls of all kind, and everyone should reject it. It's gross." - AOC

submitted 185 days ago • 964 comments

Blue dots in red states- how're you holding up?

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Honestly, I've not been this excited to see post-debate SNL skits in a really long time.

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PSA to any Millennials, Zs or Alphas who may not have seen the 1st movie, or only remember the cartoon, Beetlejuice is the villain. Don't go embarrassing yourselves on social media a couple weeks from now posting how shocked you are he's a meanie.

submitted 264 days ago • 0 comments

i made this wonderwalz poster because i'm am here for these walz jokes.

submitted 268 days ago • 0 comments

It's going to be chaos. The GOP are going to sue every ballot they can.

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Dems need a better platform than "we're not republican." We need a real strategy to permanently prevent GOP from turning America into a single party autocratic theocracy. They need to have plan to increase voter turn out, and enact immutable policies that last beyond one election cycle.

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Texans and any severe weather: Where's Teddy boy?

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I am reminded that quackanoners are still out there. And they still manage to make MAGAts sound sane. That is real talent.

submitted 323 days ago • 0 comments

If the Heritage Foundation, GOP and Christian Nationalists "win" this "second American Revolution," they better not expect me to pay on any federal student loans incurred under the government they overthrew.

submitted 325 days ago • 0 comments

I legit don't have the money nor energy to live thru a civil war or "second American revolution."

submitted 325 days ago • 0 comments

I'm sincerely not interested in living under a GOP run/Trump figurehead dictatorship. Where do I unsubscribe?

submitted 326 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently, "Bruh, you can't even take care of your eyes!" "Oh, yeah! You didn't take care of your appendix!" is a valid insult exchange between siblings. * my 1st born wears glasses, & my 2nd born had an appendectomy at age 3. ** i'm an only child. sibling behavior is very confusing to me.

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When 1st born got 2 episodes in, and asks what it has to do with cereal. And my husband explains its serial not cereal. Then my kiddo draws this on the kitchen whiteboard.

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I'm sure someone has already done this but I couldn't find it in my cursory google glance. So made these for my own amusement. And no, I don't feel bad mocking King Charles in any way. I do feel a little bad for the artist; he put a lot of work into the piece.

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Gotta charge the cat.

submitted 392 days ago • 0 comments

You know you're old when you say shit like, "I really love meat thermometers. They're so helpful."

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I need the isekai story of the person who read the last page of the book but didnt read the rest. Or saw the movie once but didnt read the book.

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Also My Gen Alpha 2nd born raised by a Gen X: Your mom. My Gen Alpha 1st born raised by a Gen X: That's your mom you're talking about.

submitted 409 days ago • 0 comments

I miss when you could pick a theme for your tracker. hashtag first world problems

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The true crime podcast gurlies are gonna find Kate Middleton. I have faith. Like, this is what they have been training for.

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Facebook is down? What in the 2007 is this mess?

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Anybody know anyone working on Elder Scrolls 6? Could you pass along my wish list? (In case I die of old age before it's released, or I can't afford whatever platform it releases on.) - Sims level decorating - Divorce or polyamory - Auto run to a destination function I love Farkas but sometimes...

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It looks like anime food but in real life. - 12yo

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Proving yourself a trustworthy business person via bone crushing handshakes should have ended when people stopped trading their breeding age daughters for sheep. F*ck handshakes.

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adventures of chatgpt and me

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Supurrvising the wrapping of presents.

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The Boy and The Heron 💜 all the expected Miyazaki trademarks - beautiful art & music - strange people & creatures 💜 it's a thoughtful story & less straightforward than, for example, Kiki's Delivery Service - 11yo equated it with Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind - We definitely plan to rewatch

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Manger Manager.

submitted 532 days ago • 0 comments

Does no one make cameras with viewfinders under a $100 anymore? All I can find are LCD screen only cameras... Yes, I want cameras with real view finders... I love my kids but I'm not spending $100+ on cameras for them until they are a bit older.

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UPDATED: My Bluesky Starter Thread. Newest version can always be accessed via debbieohi.link/starter (link in my profile bio, too). Feel free to share with anyone who needs it! My take on social media My Bluesky lists Beginner tips Starter thread for educators & librarians cont'd 👇🏼

submitted 547 days ago • 9 comments

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submitted 549 days ago • 2 comments