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I am an actor, writer, podcaster and multi-hyphenate living in Brooklyn (she/her)
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Barron Trump's citizenship at risk?

Also, all you liberals who were humping Amy Coney Barrett last month really should have listened to me when I told you SHE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

First they came for abortion. 
Now it’s birth control, cancer screenings, prenatal care. The Supreme Court just ruled states can block Medicaid patients from getting care at Planned Parenthood. (1/2)

I hope Beth is doing ok. HT to @melissagiragrant.com

a must read on Skrmetti from @melissagiragrant.com

This screenshot alone is a story in 5 acts

*flings phone across the room* this monster must be stopped

“I was happy to work with a man I knew was pedophile until he cut my EV credit” is such a hilarious rich person sentiment

This is 👨‍🍳💋

May I present the Statler and Waldorf Seagulls of the white smoke moment at the Sistine Chapel #pope

No, that’s only you, Zuck. The rest of us have actual friends.

As someone who was fortunately able to retire at 33, there are many, many, MANY things you can do with your life. You can even uphold democracy!

Good

I will forever be ok with people dunking on Ted Cruz

the richest, most powerful man in the world is the kid in the school cafeteria who ate mustard packets for attention

Pam Bondi works for an actual criminal.

The breakdown of this court document by @muellershewrote.com is 👨‍🍳💋. Highly recommended reading if you're following the Kilmar Abrego Garcia case. This is my new romance novel material right here: open.substack.com/pub/muellers...

the people who told you to calm down about Roe are the same people telling you to calm down about Donald Trump disappearing American citizens into foreign slave-labor gulags, in case you hadn't noticed

One day we will have all been against this.

Oldie but goldie, still on point from @theonion.com theonion.com/supreme-cour...

We can all agree @booker.senate.gov’s selfie game is on point, yes?

Cory Booker as he breaks Strom Thurmond's speaking record: "I'm not here because of his speech. I'm here despite his speech. I'm here because as powerful as he was, the people are more powerful."

I don’t care WHO you voted for. If you can’t admit these last couple months have been an absolute shitshow, you’re part of a cult.